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She knows no fear, she knows no danger, she knows nothing

Oct. 25th, 2008 at 9:15 PM

ladyofsalzburg

I am being stalked by Johnny English, the film Johnny English.

When I rifled through the pile of DVDs in my room earlier, I pulled out some that aren't mine. One of these was Johnny English. When I went back a short while ago, I found 2 DVDs f Johnny English sat on my bed. I was sure there had only been one when I left... and I thought my version was still in my DVD box in the garage!

Clearly I was wrong, unless Johnny English is breeding and stalking me...

Current Mood: confused

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Oct. 25th, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC)

Clearly I was wrong, unless Johnny English is breeding and stalking me...

Hon I'm sorry but this seriously made me completely burst out laughing xDD

Oh and now it kinda reminded me of that stalking Lewis moth/bug/thingy you had a few months ago...

Edited at 2008-10-25 08:30 pm (UTC)

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 08:35 pm (UTC)

No it made me laugh too, so that's fine, it was just surreal. I thought I was going mad! Hahaha.

Ohhh the Lewis moth.... he's stalked me in fly form as well, in Germany!!

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Oct. 25th, 2008 08:37 pm (UTC)

No way!! That was some persistent moth!! xD

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 08:50 pm (UTC)

Yeah, unless it was his German cousin, but I like to think that it's just Lewis being persistant!

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Oct. 25th, 2008 08:53 pm (UTC)

I'd say it's definately just Lewis being persistant and being his annoying self!

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 08:57 pm (UTC)

Yup, me too. It pretty much explains him... small and annoying.

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Oct. 25th, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC)

Yep...Speaking of small and annoying I think I'm going to name this annoyng fly in my room Lewis too...it's been here for days and it just pisses the hell out of me!!

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)

Haha YES!! I've taken to renaming certain annoying things Lewis. It makes me feel better to blame it on him! I might blame all the evil in the world on him hahaha

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Oct. 25th, 2008 09:09 pm (UTC)

Hehee it definatley makes you feel better xD
I know I'm going to feel sooo very good if I ever managed to catch that damned fly and kill it!

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)

It kinda makes you want to see how long he can stay alive but the satisfaction of killing him... Thenagain, knowing Lewis, he'd probably escape somehow!

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Oct. 25th, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)

Ah you're probably right...and I'm pretty sure if I ever do manage to kill it a new one will come buzzing immediately. I can't win!?!
But that's what makes it a Lewis fly in the first place xD

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 09:18 pm (UTC)

Aye true... Imagine it though... if (God forbid) Lewis wins, we'll have a fly/moth who's world champ. Thats rather amusing!

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Oct. 25th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC)

eventhough it does sound amusing I still refuse to even imagine it until I absolutely have to...my poor heart can't take it

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 09:22 pm (UTC)

Oh I know exactly what you mean there! I am DREADING the papers if he wins.... I might lock myself indoors and not catch any news whatsoever

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Oct. 25th, 2008 09:29 pm (UTC)

I will avoid any english news sites too if that does happen...or actually...I think I'll lock myself up too..better safe than sorry!

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)

We'll become infamous as the people who locked themselves up to avoid the realisation of what I hope is not the inevitable

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Oct. 25th, 2008 09:35 pm (UTC)

yeah...someday they'll make a hollywood film about us.

but that does not happen cause Lewis will not win the WDC and we will not have to lock ourselves up! *is in denial*

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 09:38 pm (UTC)

*joins you in denial* Ooh it's rather fun here :D

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Oct. 25th, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)

It is isn't it!
From here we can feast on Lewis' hilarious and stupid mistakes and laugh our asses off xD

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)

Oh yeah.... It's all good. Who needs the real world?! One where we can take the piss out of Lewis is good enough for me, oh wait, I do that anyway!

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Oct. 25th, 2008 09:48 pm (UTC)

Hahaa yeah I do that anyway too xDD
But it's all better in the denial world!

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)

Oh yeah... though now I have way too many lives to be concentrating on: real life, fake life and life in denial, but meh it's all good.

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Oct. 25th, 2008 09:55 pm (UTC)

Yah same here..though I'm mostly concentrating on the fake and denial lives xDD

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 10:01 pm (UTC)

Me too. Fake life has taken over my life. It's much more fun than real life... though it's rather difficult at the moment seeing as it's often done over MSN and or text messages, and its primarily 3 way, but occasionally has other people in it, though one of the people is only really contactable by text and the other person has disappeared at the mo.

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Oct. 25th, 2008 10:07 pm (UTC)

Yush fake life is much more fun! Especially if you're just sitting idly at home every day like me...

Awwss...hope you can get in touch with the dissapeared person soon dear!

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 10:09 pm (UTC)

You should join in with our fake lives... its basically instant roleplay! You have control over your own storyline but if you disappear for a while, well, you never know what we might decide you're up to!

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Oct. 25th, 2008 10:11 pm (UTC)

Ohh that does sound like a lot of fun!

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ladyofsalzburg

Oct. 25th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)

Oh it is. I'll send you an email tomorrow. I would do it now but I have a headache and I'm liable to forget something from it! Briefly, drivers wise it's pretty much first come first served. Some have been taken. I'll try and explain it all in the email!

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Oct. 25th, 2008 10:17 pm (UTC)

Okie!! Thanks hon! :D

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