Here goes:
The award for the most books out without winning the world championship
The world record for having the most number of pointless books
The award for being such an annoying arse
The 2007 world championship rookie failure
The world record in most annoying TV adverts
The world record in most annoying adverts in general
The award for upsetting his teammate in the shortest amount of time possible
The flop of the year
The retirement of the year - stuck in the gravel near the end of the pit lane is genius!
The award for complaining about not getting given enough money when you're already a 22year old millionaire
The lie of the year - moving to Switzerland to be closer to his friends and family, in London...