Apparently today is National Bah Humbug Day.
Bah Humbug as in Scrooge... Amongst other things, you're supposed to throw mince pies at people today.
Found in my old uni notes: 'What's a bourdon?' 'A biscuit' 'That's a bourbon you blithering idiot' *lots of laughter* 'Not only had they not invented…
'I was walking down sunset blvd on googles street view' Thank you loveberlinxo :D
'It was liquor in Dorito form'