On a completely different note, I love the Choice bit about CSI in the new Radio Times. Let me show you:
"Will the ghastly Sara Sidle ever leave CSI? How many times has she said she's going then, when what do you know, up she pops? She's here again, albeit in a webcast from her Costa Rican field trip to her ex-boyfriend Gil Grissom, saying how "this trip has given me a lot of clarity". Good, now shove off.
A pensive Gil then turns up at a soaked crime scene to find the body of a man who's been tied to the underside of a car and dragged along the road. Further examination reveals the victim was into sado-masichism, which neatly leads Gil to a rare meeting with the woman who surely is his soul mate, the sumptuous dominatrix Lady Heather (splendidly sultry Melinda Clarke).
It's a weird episode; quite apart from being deeply pervy (you'll learn all you should ever need to know about "tongue bondage", and it isn't nice), it's strangely open-ended, with no promise of a solution."
Firstly: Lady Heather, woo!
Secondly: Did you really say 'deeply pervy'... oooh!