July 5th, 2008

bridesmaid reception

Quote of the Day

From Top Gear, the American special:
"It's a cow!"
"What do you do with it?"
"Peel it" 

and from Silverstone Quali 08:
"Well done mate, you got that pole position by a mile.  In real terms thats half a second"
bridesmaid reception

Quote of the Day (extended)

I know I already had a quote of the day but this one just killed me.  It's off The Weakest Link - the tv stars one with doctors, police etc.  This one was Rav the Policeman.

'So what rank are you?'
'Detective'
'So how many stripes is it?  Three?'
'I don't have stripes'
'Why?'
'I don't wear Uniform.  I patrol naked'

Well that shut Anne Robinson up for a bit!