An Audience with the Empress

If you haven't read The Spoon Theory I suggest you do. sevenhelz just sent it to me, so now that I have read it, I am passing the link on to you.

If you do not understand, read the theory and then you will understand why you should read it.

"Is that a music channel?"
"No it's Crimewatch"

also

"My tongue's had enough exercise this evening"