Princess Peach - Empress of the World (ladyofsalzburg) wrote,
Princess Peach - Empress of the World

Twitter randomness

This morning I stumbled across a few interesting people on Twitter. Fake drivers.
There are several of them around and it's quite funny seeing what they say and watching the cross conversations.

A selection of tweets, though there are more fake drivers than just these
It's hard to pretend to be slower than everyone else for 90 minutes.
7:57 AM Apr 17th from TweetDeck

Eating breakfast with Rubens. Says he taped construction paper diffusers to everybody's car.
12:21 AM Apr 17th from TweetDeck

@cholle2001 Heikki turned up 1 hr ago.1st he said he wasn't drunk, then he said he was, then he said sorry, he had been mislead by Dave Ryan
7:46 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to cholle2001

To Seb&Seb at STR: "If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named you 'Dr. Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman', okay?"
7:41 AM Apr 14th from web

To Webbo: "I'm all jacked up on Red Bull Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! "
7:33 AM Apr 14th from web

Sorry for the lack of tweets there Webbies! Had my hands full! Maybe that's what I've been doing wrong all this time?
about 2 hours ago from Tweetie

Just working on my triple-decker diffuser. So much downforce I don't need to use my brakes anymore!
2:53 PM Apr 15th from Tweetie

They go on... but it's hilarious. I love the fake drivers!
ladyofsalzburg @fakejenson the best fake driver around!
about 2 hours ago from twhirl
fakejenson @ladyofsalzburg Thank you, darling!
about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ladyofsalzburg

Tags: f1, twitter

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