Princess Peach - Empress of the World (ladyofsalzburg) wrote,
Princess Peach - Empress of the World

'... after last night's debacle...' cont. pt4

Ok, so part 3 finished with this:

ladyofsalzburg RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg I suppose it would be you! Does that make @fakeliuzzi Bowser? < aww and LOL!!

starla37@ladyofsalzburg awww you see now you don't need to worry about @fakeliuzzi as @FakeJarnoTrulli will protect you - how sweet ha ha

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 ah yes, that's true. I'd not thought of that. What would I do without you, @FakeJarnoTrulli

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have no idea.

fakef1_trainer@ladyofsalzburg I'll get that test kit, best to be sure.

fakeliuzzi@ladyofsalzburg I must be Bowser but Mario wouln't be there to save you! you will be unable to resist like after the German GP hahaha!

fakeliuzzi@fakef1_trainer It will be positive as my labeto is so strong!

starla37 RT @fakeliuzzi: @fakef1_trainer It will be positive as my labeto is so strong! << aaargh please for @ladyofsalzburg this can't be true :S

fakeChrisHorner@fakeliuzzi Leave these lovely women alone they are getting scared by you're constant harassment.

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 oh god. Id not seen that. Have you seen the tweet below...?

fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be careful or you'll be next.

fakeliuzzi@fakeChrisHorner I will never stop, when there are still bad girls that need taming I will continue.

starla37@fakef1_trainer aaarrrgh *runs away quick*

starla37@ladyofsalzburg yes - do you want to confess something to me?? lol

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 can't really, because I don't remember what on earth happened!

starla37@ladyofsalzburg maybe that's for the best, eh??

fakef1_trainer@fakeliuzzi I'll tame your ass if you want, punk!

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I have a feeling I'm gonna need a chaperone!

fakeliuzzi@fakef1_trainer Ok as long as i can be the man!

fakef1_trainer@fakeliuzzi You, a man... when did that happen, kid?

fakeliuzzi@fakef1_trainer when I impregnated @ladyofsalzburg !

fakeliuzzi@ladyofsalzburg what are you going to call it?

fakef1_trainer@fakeliuzzi You think that's all it takes to call yourself a man?

starla37 RT @fakeliuzzi: @fakef1_trainer when I impregnated @ladyofsalzburg ! < Oh come on just. Too. Funny *dies*

fakeliuzzi@fakef1_trainer that is what men were created for, impregnating women!

FakeJarnoTrulli Have I missed something?

zephyf1 RT @fakeliuzzi: @fakef1_trainer when I impregnated @ladyofsalzburg ! >> LOLOLOLOLOL

ladyofsalzburg I'm just trying to come to terms with @fakeliuzzi's revelation to @fakef1_trainer

fakef1_trainer@fakeliuzzi Sadly yes, at least that's what idiots like you think. Would have been better if your papa never impregnated your mama.

fakeChrisHorner I am getting very worried about young women getting harassed by @fakeliuzzi They should all come and join me for some tea and counseling.

fakef1_trainer@fakeChrisHorner Good idea, Boss... I'll get the test kits to hand out, we need to keep a cap on this... hang on, too late for that.

fakeChrisHorner@fakef1_trainer well we can try and get them through the trauma they have been through and sort out a course of action to stop @fakeliuzzi

FakeJarnoTrulli@fakeChrisHorner I think I need it too, I have no idea about what is happening.

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg so am I!

fakef1_trainer@fakeliuzzi You are one seriously deluded, little boy

fakeklien@fakeliuzzi have you been harassing the girls again?

fakeliuzzi@fakeklien well you know me! ;) I just carn't stop myself.

fakeChrisHorner@FakeJarnoTrulli Ok come over too and we can talk through todays events. And help those who are scared for life by @fakeliuzzi 's actions.

fakeklien@fakeliuzzi you're going to get yourself into trouble one of these days

fakeliuzzi@fakeklien I already am I Impregnated someone! oh well!

fakeklien@fakeliuzzi that cannot be good. Who?

fakeliuzzi@fakeklien Its not good its @ladyofsalzburg

fakeklien@fakeliuzzi when?! She's a nice lady!

fakeliuzzi@fakeklien after the german GP.

fakeliuzzi@Fizzy001 mabye you are right, but my labedo will keep me goin all night long baby!

FakePiquetJr@fakeliuzzi only all night, you light weight, I can go all week

fakeliuzzi@FakePiquetJr Only if the woman is inflatable!

fakef1_trainer RT via fakeliuzzi @FakePiquetJr Only if the woman is inflatable! - Sorry that was good!!

ladyofsalzburg I've returned from dinner. What did I miss?

fakef1_trainer@ladyofsalzburg Are you getting morning sickness yet? Not much happened except Miss @Fizzy001 has disappeared.

ladyofsalzburg@fakef1_trainer well it's the evening... @Fizzy001 hasn't been abducted by @fakeliuzzi has she?


More to come later, I presume!
Tags: funny, random, twitter

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