Princess Peach - Empress of the World (ladyofsalzburg) wrote,
Princess Peach - Empress of the World

'... after last night's debacle...' cont. pt6

The shenanigans continue. I may well be in trouble...

ladyofsalzburg Bedtime now. I'm tired. Before any of you ask... I'm going to bed... alone :P Goodnight x

zephyf1@ladyofsalzburg Lock the doors! And windows! and the cat flap! just in case...

starla37@ladyofsalzburg are you sure @fakeliuzzi isn't hiding under your covers??? :P Night night x

fakef1_trainer@ladyofsalzburg Call me in 9 months... if you intend keeping that @fakeLiuzzi spawn of yours.

ladyofsalzburg Morning all.

ladyofsalzburg@zephyf1 I don't have a cat flap, but I checked the others!

lazyofsalzburg@starla37 Well... @fakeliuzzi has @Fizzy001 at the moment doesn't he? (but I did check anyway)

nightowll72@ladyofsalzburg Hi my name is chris how are you feeling

ladyofsalzburg@nightowll72 I'm alright thank you, how are you?

nightowll72@ladyofsalzburg am good so has any told you how Beautiful you are

ladyofsalzburg RT @nightowll72: @ladyofsalzburg am good so has any told you how Beautiful you are < @fakeliuzzi may have done but I don't remember

nightowll72@ladyofsalzburg so are you seeing anyone

ladyofsalzburg@nightowll72 what's it to you?

nightowll72@ladyofsalzburg JUST ASKING AND i was going to ask if you would like to get to know me and i can get to know you am a single guy

ladyofsalzburg Asking someone out on Twitter... classy... not

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh dear, oh dear...

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I know... scary person I don't even know

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg indeed and what with you apparently pregnant due to @fakeliuzzi, I'm very confused.

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli so am I, so am I

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh good, I'm not the only one then.

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli Nope

fakef1_trainer@ladyofsalzburg So am I... although not surprised!

ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 it's the @fakeliuzzi effect

fakef1_trainer@ladyofsalzburg Ah yes the @fakeliuzzi effect. I saw him just now chatting up his next victim... he looked tired but ready for action.

ladyofsalzburg@fakef1_trainer I don't know how he does it. Noone/nothing is safe!

ladyofsalzburg Im tired and it's raining. Can I go back to bed?

Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg and when will this effect be gone? :/ Better listen to @fakef1_trainer... At least some experience...

ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 no idea. @fakeliuzzi hasn't impregnated you has he?

Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg :( ok wait and see? No - Thank God! - knot the right thing at the right time! ;p

ladyofsalzburg May have found one of the causes for me not remembering things at the German GP

Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg wanna join me for drinking? Maybe we can fight @fakeliuzzi effect?

ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 maybe... do you have any peach sparkling wine?

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer @fakeChrisHorner can I still join for some tea and counseling?

Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg wait, I've peach, strawberry and apple...

ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 surely everyone who's been involved with @fakeliuzzi needs counseling... which means @fakef1_trainer and @fakeChrisHorner too

ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 mmm ok, not that I seem to drink unless I'm in Germany hahaha

Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg oh... You, too? Then let's get over it together! Cheers!

ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 oh yeah, seeing as everyone seems to think @fakeliuzzi impregnated me after the German GP... Really should check that actually

Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg I know two nice and very good gynaecologists if you need some help..?

ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 LOL

Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg ;)

ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 I guess it would help if I really knew what went on hahaha

fakeChrisHorner@ladyofsalzburg yes I need help too! @fakeliuzzi has scared me for life :S

Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg I see.Too late - and I what I feel is not a @fakeliuzzi effect! It's a side effect of Midazolam! Your symptoms also match :O

ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 err?


ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 right. Ok. I know I've not taken anything though

Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg Sure? Because it's freely soluble in alcohol!!

ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 could explain why I dont remember after the German GP...
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