ladyofsalzburg Obviously I don't have lemon cake here.. *munch*
fakeklien@ladyofsalzburg sure you don't... Why?
ladyofsalzburg@fakeklien it was here... and I wanted it
FakeJarnoTrulli I bet the thing @fakeliuzzi sings most is the line 'the kid is not my son' from Billie Jean.
ladyofsalzburg RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: I bet the thing @fakeliuzzi sings most is the line 'the kid is not my son' from Billie Jean. < HAHAHHA
FakeJarnoTrulli And when @fakeliuzzi meets a new girl, it's '*insert name of previous girl* is not my lover'
ladyofsalzburg Anyone noticed what's at the top of the trending topics? Bets on whether @fakeliuzzi had anything to do with '#sex101'
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli Imagine all those little fakeliuzzi's running around...
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer can't. Too scared.
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Please don't let your surprise, be you're pregnant.
ladyofsalzburg@fakeklien I err... maybe...
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg some of the tips I have just received from it are... Unusual.
FakeJarnoTrulli #sex101 Older men, such as my handsome self, are better at it.
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli do I want to know more?
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg probably not, some of it might not be suitable for a lady such as yourself, stick to my one instead
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli ok, if you insist :)
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli Is that why they call you the Love Doctor at Toyota?
FakeJarnoTrulli #sex101 F1 drivers, especially Italian ones who drive for Toyota, are considered great lovers.
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer oh yes, I'm constantly making women swoon as I walk around the paddock.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer hahaha - surprise! No, honestly what the hell are you thinking?
Fizzy001 http://twitpic.com/g6pa1 - I will abduct a nice boy to this place...
FakeJarnoTrulli@Fizzy001 ooh, picnic! Can I come?
ladyofsalzburg@fakeklien bet it was fun sharing a house with @fakeliuzzi then!
ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 not bad... which nice boy were you considering abducting?
fakeklien@ladyofsalzburg It was unusual. He thought the dishwasher was for his trousers. If only the ladies knew
Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli oh god!! Apocalypse ;p @fakefisichella is constantly making women swoon as he walks around in Paddock!!
ladyofsalzburg RT @fakeklien: @ladyofsalzburg It was unusual. He thought the dishwasher was for his trousers. If only the ladies knew < they do now!
Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg I will abduct @fakef1_trainer!! ;)
ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 XD I think he'll enjoy that
Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli ask @fakef1_trainer 'cause the picnic is actually for him...
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 http://twitpic.com/g6pa1 - @Fizzy001 For me? Your cherries look delicious.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer hm - ok! You're welcome - preparation took a little.. sry! :) But no more hiding then! ;)
Fizzy001http://twitpic.com/g6pa1 - @fakef1_trainer Yes, for you! Thx, I was allowed to pick them up from neighbours garden...
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 And no more @fakeliuzzi! You have to be strong, promise me?
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Who is @fakeliuzzi? NEVER! PROMISE!!
fakeliuzzi #sex101 always be looking for the next lady ;)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Good girl, I couldn't even go on a picnic with the sort of woman he consorts with.We all make mistakes but let it just be the one.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Of course! I prefer to be a good girl! I really learned!
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 That's what I like to hear. No second chances.
fakefisichella@Fizzy001 nothing new there
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: #sex101 F1 drivers, especially Italian ones who drive for Toyota, are considered great lovers < why of course!!!
starla37 Oh I feel like I've been missing out on all the fun here lol *pouts*
Fizzy001@starla37 better don't go too close to Toyota guys - I flew back with them once - they're all little children!! *lol*
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 what, you want to be impregnated by @fakeliuzzi :P
Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg well then @starla37 should better be impregnated by Toyota boys!^^
ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 they're gentlemen :)
zephyf1@starla37 lol same here, but I don't mind too much, since that means I don't have a baby by @fakeliuzzi like @ladyofsalzburg has.
Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg If you don't forget to pick them up from kindergarten maybe! ;)
starla37@ladyofsalzburg hehe a definite no to @fakeliuzzi!!
starla37@Fizzy001 awww the Toyota boys are lovely <3
FakeJarnoTrulli Hey hey hey, who's calling me a child?
ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 oooh youre so harsh!
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you think i wanted it?!
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli not me! I think you'll find it's @Fizzy001. Despite what she says @fakeliuzzi has addled her brain :P
starla37@ladyofsalzburg er... no probably not though who knows @fakeliuzzi may have hidden charms :P
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I cannot believe it!
Fizzy001@ladyofsalzburg come on! Most of the times they're funny :) But that's why they most of the times end up on a "laugh podium"...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer I'm here to abduct you! ;)
ladyofsalzburg@Fizzy001 true XD
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Right, what a pleasant 'surprise' :) ... can you just hang on while I shower first.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer If you promise not to run away! ;)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Why on earth would I do that?
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) Fine, I'm waiting...
ladyofsalzburg *pout* burned my finger :(
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg poor you, want me to come and kiss it better?
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli if you want to.. it hurts :(
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I'll catch the next flight from Italy to England then.