'... after last night's debacle...' cont. pt14

Probably have skipped a bit here, but oh well, nevermind. I'm a bit behind anyway so just bear with me.

More shenanigans

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FakeF1GridGirl I am enjoying tea and Ferrero Rocher with @fakeChrisHorner. This is the life

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I'm going to collect on that! I have those treats with me.

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) You're really making me feel fine!

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 You make me feel better than for a long time. I hope that's the sound of running water I hear...

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) :) yes... ;)

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer The cap of foam suits you! ;D

ladyofsalzburg Outfit ok, poker straight hair (no straighteners required). I'm all set.

fakeChrisHorner@FakeF1GridGirl I agree, tea, Ferrero Rocher and lovely lady what more could a man want?

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I like the foam bikini you're wearing too...

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer oh, thx! :D it's cold! Let's get a blanket and a cocktail? ;)

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I see it's cold, let me get something to wrap round you... like me. ;)

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Good idea! ;)

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 And then get something warming inside you... I mean a brandy, of course.

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :D of course! *fall into your arms*

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I've got you

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have to say that is the most laid back way to describe pregnancy.

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) Have a seat - I'll get us sth to drink! ;)

FakeF1GridGirl@fakeChrisHorner awww you make me blush. We need to have more of these tea and Fererro Rocher days

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I'll watch you go... nice.

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer ^^ enjoy - Before I'll come back and...

FakeJarnoTrulli Oh wow, @The_Real_JB talked to @FakePiquetJr! Sure beats talking to @fakejenson!

FakeJarnoTrulli Wait, fake world and real world just combined. Surely some time paradox will happen? Will consult Back To The Future for answers

ladyofsalzburg I keep singing a certain abba song because its stuck in my head. Song in question being 'gimme gimme gimme'...

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Another perfect night in...

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Right... Close your eyes, you'll first get a kiss and then - let's stop talking and I abduct you to bed... ;)

FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Drunk?

Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli @fakef1_trainer is not drunk!

starla37 RT @fakef1_trainer: @Fizzy001 Another perfect night in... < you two really need to get a room quick smart XDDDD

FakeJarnoTrulli@Fizzy001 Ok, is not drunk, unless he drunk on love for you.

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well we already know you're a winner, so that doesn't surprise me

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Monaco 2004. What a race. What a night after. ;)

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli yeah baby :)

Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli XD probably right!

fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli RT drunk on love - Yep. It takes an Italian Love Doctor to recognise the symptoms

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 My lips are sealed.... by yours.

fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be happy for us, I wish you the same. x

starla37@samppa89 I dunno but way too many peoples are hooking up on here lol

Fizzy001 Well, I better say: night everyone! *take the hand of @fakef1_trainer*

starla37@fakef1_trainer I am happy for you, don't mind me am just a little tipsy and lonely *pouts*

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Right there with you...

Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer sshhhh - let's get of the laptop and close the door! ;)

fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be positive and you'll be as lucky as me. :)

fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 mmm

FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Would you like prescription? Is this lovely Cava.

fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli Send the recommended dose asap. Cheers, Doc.

FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer A whole bottle, all for her. I put it on special oompaloompa delivery, should be there right on time ;)

fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli I knew you wouldn't let me down, usual fee ok?

FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer You bet. And you'll see why I prescribe whole bottle to her only once you administer it.

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli lol at #PimpFakeJarnoTrulli

fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli I got to tell you, she only has a little sip, the rest, I guess is down to me. I'm sure you understand

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Wrong, as @fakef1_trainer called me, I am Italian Love Doctor, not Pimp!

fakef1_trainer@starla37 It's true @FakeJarnoTrulli is #RealItalianLoveDoctor, maybe he can help you.

FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Be on safe side and follow dosage, and it will give you bonus too! ;)

starla37@fakef1_trainer Ok I believe you @FakeJarnoTrulli is most defo the #RealItalianLoveDoctor XD Timo doesn't lie about that ;)

starla37 RT @FakePiquetJr: miss sleeping in the bunk-beds with @fakealonso :( << Oh really, do tell xDDD

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Don't think you want to know...

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli about @FakeAlonso and @FakePiquetJr?? I think I do lol

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 In to that sort of thing?

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli yeah - what isn't there to like about it??

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Erm.... lots.

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah are you jealous of them???

starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @goodnoodles Neither can I, she very smart, that @starla37 lady! << ha ha and also probably an alcoholic xDDD

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 That too! But in a good way!

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli is there a good way to be an alcoholic then??

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Like wine! Anyone who does is a good alcoholic!

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Well then I'm definitely a good alcoholic then :)

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Oh yes. :)

FakeJarnoTrulli I miss @ladyofsalzburg, where did she go?

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli it's nice to know i'm good at something....everyone has their special talents, right??

fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli is #FakeJarnoWino... but in a good way!

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Yep, mine is going fast and making nice wine!

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh I'm sure you have more talents than that ;)

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Hmm... I cannot think straight, your suggestions?

ladyofsalzburg Evening all! Back from the sing-a-long film. Good fun. Was applauded when I did that in the cinema XD. Having problems with twhirl though

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I'm here! Missed you too

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Yay! I am more happy!

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh I don't think you want to hear my suggestions hehe ;)

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli ahh well, you know me... there are even tshirts that say it http://digg.com/u1C3ov

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Oh right... I think I get you. Are they DM only material then?

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg What it say? I cannot see!

ladyofsalzburg RT @NeilW57@ladyofsalzburg a man after midnight? < yup. that's the next line in the song (that is still stuck in my head)

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh you're so clever!!! YES *giggles*

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli it says 'I can grow people... what's your super power?'

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I am game, go on, do send, I'm interested now... :D

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Oh right... how strange. I wonder what happens if I wear it...

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli dont know... friend of a friend found those tshirts a while back. I found it quite amusing but didnt have any use for them

ladyofsalzburg Twitter being very slow for me tonight. I think its punishing me for singing 'Gimme, gimme, gimme' earlier

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg That'll learn you

starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg That'll learn you. <<< NOOO that'll TEACH you - I hate it when people say learn instead of teach!!!

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli it probably will teach me, yes... but in fairness, it was in the film and we were singing along to them all

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I was being street like my son teach me. Anyway, tell me! I am dying to know!!!

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Ah ok!! Tell you what??

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 what you thought I was good at which is suitable only for DM. Come on, I intregued!

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli you know what I'm gonna regret this whole thing tomorrow if I send you something naughty by DM....

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 often done by people who do not have english as mother tongue. It bugs me but I see it A LOT so I have to put up with it

starla37@ladyofsalzburg yeah I know but honestly that's one of my ultimate pet hates, even English people say it too.....

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I sorry, I never say 'that'll learn you' again. Is bad. :(

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 they do? I know someone who insits on saying 'seen as' instead of 'seeing as' which annoys the hell out of me

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli that's ok. I dont have my proofreading hat on at the moment, it's upstairs on my desk

starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh I may be guilty of *that* but yeah people say learn instead of teach soooo much - it just grates me so much ggrrrr

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg still, it make you annoyed, which is bad. :(

starla37 This has been a really fucking weird evening - am sure is not simply due to the fact that I'm slightly sloshed but it may do......

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 it may sound like that when spoken, but I hate seeing it written down like that. They use 'seen' for 'seeing' in most things

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I'll live. I'll be making lots of mistakes when I properly start my German lessons! It's good to learn though

starla37@ladyofsalzburg ok never really noticed that myself but I'll take your word for it

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yes, like my early days of English speaking. So many mistakes, so little time

ladyofsalzburg I now have Rossini's Barber of Seville Overture crossed with Abba's Gimme, Gimme, Gimme in my head... an odd mix

starla37 Ok am bored again and not sleepy yet....Plus I think I'm sobering up a bit :(

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 drink more wine? :)

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli you know what you might be right, but being drunk by oneself is no fun and it seems everyone is going..... :(

ladyofsalzburg Kinda tired and kinda achey. Maybe I should go to bed

starla37@ladyofsalzburg no you should stay, bed is for losers ;)

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 aww and indeed, things seem slow around here. Is no fun.

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 hahahah you do not want to know what my mind responded to that with

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 is not true, I love my bed. I am in it now, nice and snug.

starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah come on you can't say that - spill, in all truth I won't remember it in the morning ;)

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh really methinks other places can be fun too ;)

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 lets just say that I thought that someone else might agree...

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 now, you're straying on to that topic again... Kitchen table, for example? :P

starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah ok I get where you're coming from...

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli kitchen table, boot of a car.....where else ???

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LOL yeah trying to get there without saying their name despite the fact that theyve been playing on my mind all evening (not good)

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 wine cellar! Also... Hmm... Stumped there

starla37@ladyofsalzburg aaaargh no you can't be thinking about him surely???

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 @FakeJarnoTrulli do you two need a room?!

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oooh wine cellar that's a good one - I like that :D

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I didnt think so either, but apparently I was wrong.

starla37@ladyofsalzburg awww no you know @FakeJarnoTrulli only has eyes for you ;)

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have loads in my house, thanks. Trying to remember them all.

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 as long as you din't knock over the shelves full of my precious wine!

starla37@ladyofsalzburg well I guess he is unforgettable, right or maybe not??? :P

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli sorry can't guarantee that :P

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 which brings us to a whole other section: stopping it from happening. :P

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli stop what from happening??? *is confused*

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you knocking over my wine shelves.

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I duno... I think it's the @fakeliuzzi effect. Yes, had to mention the name

starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh you poor girl you've been brainwashed by the other Italian Stallion - how's the first trimester going anyway???

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli I dunno it depends who I'm with as to how much damage I'll do......

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh right, I see, and the madder the flailing, the better the person?

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Oh again you're so clever, yeah for sure xDDD Who do you think is the best person???

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LMAO!!

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I would obviously be the best person. :P

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh of course no-one better than you :D *strokes your ego*

ladyofsalzburg RT @starla37: @ladyofsalzburg oh you poor girl youve been brainwashed by the other Italian Stallion - hows the first trimester going anyway?

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you're just saying that

starla37@ladyofsalzburg honestly I feel bad for you, being seduced by @fakeliuzzi is never going to end well

FakeJarnoTrulli There only one Itallian Stallion! And it not @fakeliuzzi!

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah you know how much I love ya - no-one else compares honestly - after all you are the most handsome driver aren't you??

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I know... not willingly, obviously

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli you can blame @starla37 for calling him that. It wasn't me!

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh yes, that good then! :D Still, I don't want my wine cellar broken!

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh good! :)

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah ok if I promise not to ruin your precious wine, we're still good right???

starla37@ladyofsalzburg does anyone willingly oblige @fakeliuzzi????

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh my, yes!

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I duno... maybe some do... I never know whether to believe him now or not though. Noone else has info about 'that night' but...

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli good, good :D

FakeJarnoTrulli I like how the two other people who are tweeting are the two lovely ladies who love me. Is very good. :)

starla37@ladyofsalzburg I know normally I wouldn't believe him but then there's so much evidence otherwise, right??

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli aww though ive completely lost the conversation between you and @starla37 now!

starla37 RT @ladyofsalzburg: @FakeJarnoTrulli aww though ive completely lost the conversation between you and @starla37 now! << me too :S

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 well, there's others saying it happened, but as for the details...

starla37@ladyofsalzburg I think the horror of it all made your brain forget it all it all.....

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 hahah maybe... I don't remember anything from that night. Anything at all!

starla37@ladyofsalzburg honestly I think that's for the best ;)

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you're probably right there, though I kind of want to know what happened, not that he'll tell me!

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Was something about us being ok as long as @starla37 didn't break the wine cellar when she gets 'excited'

starla37@ladyofsalzburg I still think you're better in the dark but I get that you wanna know what happened, but you may never know...

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ha ha 'excited' is a good euphemism ;)

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 so true so true..

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yeah. Best not ask I think. Save yourself. :)

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 it is. Or I could use like that Jeremy Clarkson bloke @fakejenson told me about and call it a 'crisis'.

ladyofsalzburg RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg yeah. Best not ask I think. Save yourself. :) < you guys clearly know more than you're letting on...

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg even I don't know what I'm letting on? Wait? What?

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli a crisis??? That doesn't sound good at all

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 no, which is why my 'excited' one is better!

starla37 I am seriously so confused right now :S I am officially lost :(

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 top gear. Quote was something about the engine of a car sounding like Lady Chatterley having a 'crisis'

starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah ok I understand now :) But yeah excited is better ;)

FakeJarnoTrulliWho is this 'Lady Chatterley'? Does she have lots of 'crises'?Do they really sound like engine?

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli err it was 'that night' about a month and a half ago that i dont remember

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg that night? Month and a half ago? Bahrain wine/hide from police under the bed night?

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli Lady Chatterley is a character from a book by D.H.Lawrence. Other than that, I don't know

starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg that night? Month and a half ago? Bahrain wine/hide from police under the bed night? << err what?? :S

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg more than I know so you are genius!

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli nope, that was longer ago... this one was the infamous German GP night that I dont remember

FakeJarnoTrulli No wait, Bahrain was April. Hmm...

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LMAO sorry you don't know that! @FakeJarnoTrulli sneaked wine into Bahrain and we hid under a bed drinking it

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh, right, with 'him' oh yes. Now I have you.

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli come on you know that night when @fakeliuzzi did unmentionable things to our dear, sweet @ladyofsalzburg!!!!

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg we were also protecting our poor English Brawn driver from a mad ex. Really mad.

starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh ok sounds like fun...

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I know. It odd, I hate him for it yet he support my Abruzzo pledge.

ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli oh, yes. I forgot that! Didn't we have @fakekimi's ice cream too?

ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you could call it that... but being on the run from the police and @fakejenson's ex is a bit scary!

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yep, I think I was looking after it. Happy night. I think that how we met properly, so was a brilliant night!

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well even he must have a good side...I guess

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 yes. He do have heart. Somewhere. Most likely somewhere 'down there', with his brain

starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @starla37 yes. He do have heart. Somewhere. Most likely somewhere 'down there', with his brain. < oh god too true xDDD

ladyofsalzburg Over an hour ago I said I was going to go to bed. It's now 2am and I have things to do tomorrow.

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg don't we all?

ladyofsalzburg Tomorrow? yes, but I mean today. Also, my laptop wants to restart itself for installing updates. Sooo goodnight xxxx

starla37@ladyofsalzburg I hear you, is very late now - nighty night xxx

ladyofsalzburg Also, my english is failing me now.. which is worrying because I dont know what id be speaking otherwise

starla37 RT @ladyofsalzburg: Also, my english is failing me now.. which is worrying because I dont know what id be speaking otherwise <<lmao!!!

FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg night dear :)

starla37@ladyofsalzburg imagine how I feel though I've been drinking wine all evening :\

starla37 Ok think I need my bed now - been a very strange night.......

FakeJarnoTrulli Oh great. My wife start snoring right next to me. How am I to get peace now?

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well you could come over to me - I don't snore ;)

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you may not snore my dear, but I'd no doubt loose sleep, with all your 'excitement'. ;)

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli hehe true, true ;) Anyway night night sleep well my love,...

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 but excitement preferential to snoring. I will come to you.

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli awww I'll leave the door open for you then......... :D

FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I shall be there soon! Nighty night :)

starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Ah looking forward to it, am waiting for you.....will be good ;)</lj-cut>