Probably have skipped a bit here, but oh well, nevermind. I'm a bit behind anyway so just bear with me.
More shenanigans
FakeF1GridGirl I am enjoying tea and Ferrero Rocher with @fakeChrisHorner. This is the life
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I'm going to collect on that! I have those treats with me.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) You're really making me feel fine!
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 You make me feel better than for a long time. I hope that's the sound of running water I hear...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) :) yes... ;)
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer The cap of foam suits you! ;D
ladyofsalzburg Outfit ok, poker straight hair (no straighteners required). I'm all set.
fakeChrisHorner@FakeF1GridGirl I agree, tea, Ferrero Rocher and lovely lady what more could a man want?
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I like the foam bikini you're wearing too...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer oh, thx! :D it's cold! Let's get a blanket and a cocktail? ;)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I see it's cold, let me get something to wrap round you... like me. ;)
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Good idea! ;)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 And then get something warming inside you... I mean a brandy, of course.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :D of course! *fall into your arms*
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I've got you
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have to say that is the most laid back way to describe pregnancy.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) Have a seat - I'll get us sth to drink! ;)
FakeF1GridGirl@fakeChrisHorner awww you make me blush. We need to have more of these tea and Fererro Rocher days
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I'll watch you go... nice.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer ^^ enjoy - Before I'll come back and...
FakeJarnoTrulli Oh wow, @The_Real_JB talked to @FakePiquetJr! Sure beats talking to @fakejenson!
FakeJarnoTrulli Wait, fake world and real world just combined. Surely some time paradox will happen? Will consult Back To The Future for answers
ladyofsalzburg I keep singing a certain abba song because its stuck in my head. Song in question being 'gimme gimme gimme'...
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Another perfect night in...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Right... Close your eyes, you'll first get a kiss and then - let's stop talking and I abduct you to bed... ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Drunk?
Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli @fakef1_trainer is not drunk!
starla37 RT @fakef1_trainer: @Fizzy001 Another perfect night in... < you two really need to get a room quick smart XDDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@Fizzy001 Ok, is not drunk, unless he drunk on love for you.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well we already know you're a winner, so that doesn't surprise me
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Monaco 2004. What a race. What a night after. ;)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli yeah baby :)
Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli XD probably right!
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli RT drunk on love - Yep. It takes an Italian Love Doctor to recognise the symptoms
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 My lips are sealed.... by yours.
fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be happy for us, I wish you the same. x
starla37@samppa89 I dunno but way too many peoples are hooking up on here lol
Fizzy001 Well, I better say: night everyone! *take the hand of @fakef1_trainer*
starla37@fakef1_trainer I am happy for you, don't mind me am just a little tipsy and lonely *pouts*
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Right there with you...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer sshhhh - let's get of the laptop and close the door! ;)
fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be positive and you'll be as lucky as me. :)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 mmm
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Would you like prescription? Is this lovely Cava.
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli Send the recommended dose asap. Cheers, Doc.
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer A whole bottle, all for her. I put it on special oompaloompa delivery, should be there right on time ;)
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli I knew you wouldn't let me down, usual fee ok?
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer You bet. And you'll see why I prescribe whole bottle to her only once you administer it.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli lol at #PimpFakeJarnoTrulli
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli I got to tell you, she only has a little sip, the rest, I guess is down to me. I'm sure you understand
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Wrong, as @fakef1_trainer called me, I am Italian Love Doctor, not Pimp!
fakef1_trainer@starla37 It's true @FakeJarnoTrulli is #RealItalianLoveDoctor, maybe he can help you.
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Be on safe side and follow dosage, and it will give you bonus too! ;)
starla37@fakef1_trainer Ok I believe you @FakeJarnoTrulli is most defo the #RealItalianLoveDoctor XD Timo doesn't lie about that ;)
starla37 RT @FakePiquetJr: miss sleeping in the bunk-beds with @fakealonso :( << Oh really, do tell xDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Don't think you want to know...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli about @FakeAlonso and @FakePiquetJr?? I think I do lol
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 In to that sort of thing?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli yeah - what isn't there to like about it??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Erm.... lots.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah are you jealous of them???
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @goodnoodles Neither can I, she very smart, that @starla37 lady! << ha ha and also probably an alcoholic xDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 That too! But in a good way!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli is there a good way to be an alcoholic then??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Like wine! Anyone who does is a good alcoholic!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Well then I'm definitely a good alcoholic then :)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Oh yes. :)
FakeJarnoTrulli I miss @ladyofsalzburg, where did she go?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli it's nice to know i'm good at something....everyone has their special talents, right??
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli is #FakeJarnoWino... but in a good way!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Yep, mine is going fast and making nice wine!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh I'm sure you have more talents than that ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Hmm... I cannot think straight, your suggestions?
ladyofsalzburg Evening all! Back from the sing-a-long film. Good fun. Was applauded when I did that in the cinema XD. Having problems with twhirl though
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I'm here! Missed you too
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Yay! I am more happy!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh I don't think you want to hear my suggestions hehe ;)
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli ahh well, you know me... there are even tshirts that say it http://digg.com/u1C3ov
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Oh right... I think I get you. Are they DM only material then?
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg What it say? I cannot see!
ladyofsalzburg RT @NeilW57@ladyofsalzburg a man after midnight? < yup. that's the next line in the song (that is still stuck in my head)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh you're so clever!!! YES *giggles*
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli it says 'I can grow people... what's your super power?'
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I am game, go on, do send, I'm interested now... :D
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Oh right... how strange. I wonder what happens if I wear it...
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli dont know... friend of a friend found those tshirts a while back. I found it quite amusing but didnt have any use for them
ladyofsalzburg Twitter being very slow for me tonight. I think its punishing me for singing 'Gimme, gimme, gimme' earlier
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg That'll learn you
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg That'll learn you. <<< NOOO that'll TEACH you - I hate it when people say learn instead of teach!!!
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli it probably will teach me, yes... but in fairness, it was in the film and we were singing along to them all
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I was being street like my son teach me. Anyway, tell me! I am dying to know!!!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Ah ok!! Tell you what??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 what you thought I was good at which is suitable only for DM. Come on, I intregued!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli you know what I'm gonna regret this whole thing tomorrow if I send you something naughty by DM....
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 often done by people who do not have english as mother tongue. It bugs me but I see it A LOT so I have to put up with it
starla37@ladyofsalzburg yeah I know but honestly that's one of my ultimate pet hates, even English people say it too.....
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I sorry, I never say 'that'll learn you' again. Is bad. :(
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 they do? I know someone who insits on saying 'seen as' instead of 'seeing as' which annoys the hell out of me
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli that's ok. I dont have my proofreading hat on at the moment, it's upstairs on my desk
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh I may be guilty of *that* but yeah people say learn instead of teach soooo much - it just grates me so much ggrrrr
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg still, it make you annoyed, which is bad. :(
starla37 This has been a really fucking weird evening - am sure is not simply due to the fact that I'm slightly sloshed but it may do......
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 it may sound like that when spoken, but I hate seeing it written down like that. They use 'seen' for 'seeing' in most things
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I'll live. I'll be making lots of mistakes when I properly start my German lessons! It's good to learn though
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ok never really noticed that myself but I'll take your word for it
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yes, like my early days of English speaking. So many mistakes, so little time
ladyofsalzburg I now have Rossini's Barber of Seville Overture crossed with Abba's Gimme, Gimme, Gimme in my head... an odd mix
starla37 Ok am bored again and not sleepy yet....Plus I think I'm sobering up a bit :(
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 drink more wine? :)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli you know what you might be right, but being drunk by oneself is no fun and it seems everyone is going..... :(
ladyofsalzburg Kinda tired and kinda achey. Maybe I should go to bed
starla37@ladyofsalzburg no you should stay, bed is for losers ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 aww and indeed, things seem slow around here. Is no fun.
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 hahahah you do not want to know what my mind responded to that with
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 is not true, I love my bed. I am in it now, nice and snug.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah come on you can't say that - spill, in all truth I won't remember it in the morning ;)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh really methinks other places can be fun too ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 lets just say that I thought that someone else might agree...
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 now, you're straying on to that topic again... Kitchen table, for example? :P
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah ok I get where you're coming from...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli kitchen table, boot of a car.....where else ???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LOL yeah trying to get there without saying their name despite the fact that theyve been playing on my mind all evening (not good)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 wine cellar! Also... Hmm... Stumped there
starla37@ladyofsalzburg aaaargh no you can't be thinking about him surely???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 @FakeJarnoTrulli do you two need a room?!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oooh wine cellar that's a good one - I like that :D
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I didnt think so either, but apparently I was wrong.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg awww no you know @FakeJarnoTrulli only has eyes for you ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have loads in my house, thanks. Trying to remember them all.
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 as long as you din't knock over the shelves full of my precious wine!
starla37@ladyofsalzburg well I guess he is unforgettable, right or maybe not??? :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli sorry can't guarantee that :P
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 which brings us to a whole other section: stopping it from happening. :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli stop what from happening??? *is confused*
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you knocking over my wine shelves.
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I duno... I think it's the @fakeliuzzi effect. Yes, had to mention the name
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh you poor girl you've been brainwashed by the other Italian Stallion - how's the first trimester going anyway???
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli I dunno it depends who I'm with as to how much damage I'll do......
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh right, I see, and the madder the flailing, the better the person?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Oh again you're so clever, yeah for sure xDDD Who do you think is the best person???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LMAO!!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I would obviously be the best person. :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh of course no-one better than you :D *strokes your ego*
ladyofsalzburg RT @starla37: @ladyofsalzburg oh you poor girl youve been brainwashed by the other Italian Stallion - hows the first trimester going anyway?
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you're just saying that
starla37@ladyofsalzburg honestly I feel bad for you, being seduced by @fakeliuzzi is never going to end well
FakeJarnoTrulli There only one Itallian Stallion! And it not @fakeliuzzi!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah you know how much I love ya - no-one else compares honestly - after all you are the most handsome driver aren't you??
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I know... not willingly, obviously
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli you can blame @starla37 for calling him that. It wasn't me!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh yes, that good then! :D Still, I don't want my wine cellar broken!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh good! :)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah ok if I promise not to ruin your precious wine, we're still good right???
starla37@ladyofsalzburg does anyone willingly oblige @fakeliuzzi????
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh my, yes!
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I duno... maybe some do... I never know whether to believe him now or not though. Noone else has info about 'that night' but...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli good, good :D
FakeJarnoTrulli I like how the two other people who are tweeting are the two lovely ladies who love me. Is very good. :)
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I know normally I wouldn't believe him but then there's so much evidence otherwise, right??
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli aww though ive completely lost the conversation between you and @starla37 now!
starla37 RT @ladyofsalzburg: @FakeJarnoTrulli aww though ive completely lost the conversation between you and @starla37 now! << me too :S
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 well, there's others saying it happened, but as for the details...
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I think the horror of it all made your brain forget it all it all.....
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 hahah maybe... I don't remember anything from that night. Anything at all!
starla37@ladyofsalzburg honestly I think that's for the best ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you're probably right there, though I kind of want to know what happened, not that he'll tell me!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Was something about us being ok as long as @starla37 didn't break the wine cellar when she gets 'excited'
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I still think you're better in the dark but I get that you wanna know what happened, but you may never know...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ha ha 'excited' is a good euphemism ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 so true so true..
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yeah. Best not ask I think. Save yourself. :)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 it is. Or I could use like that Jeremy Clarkson bloke @fakejenson told me about and call it a 'crisis'.
ladyofsalzburg RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg yeah. Best not ask I think. Save yourself. :) < you guys clearly know more than you're letting on...
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg even I don't know what I'm letting on? Wait? What?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli a crisis??? That doesn't sound good at all
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 no, which is why my 'excited' one is better!
starla37 I am seriously so confused right now :S I am officially lost :(
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 top gear. Quote was something about the engine of a car sounding like Lady Chatterley having a 'crisis'
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah ok I understand now :) But yeah excited is better ;)
FakeJarnoTrulliWho is this 'Lady Chatterley'? Does she have lots of 'crises'?Do they really sound like engine?
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli err it was 'that night' about a month and a half ago that i dont remember
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg that night? Month and a half ago? Bahrain wine/hide from police under the bed night?
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli Lady Chatterley is a character from a book by D.H.Lawrence. Other than that, I don't know
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg that night? Month and a half ago? Bahrain wine/hide from police under the bed night? << err what?? :S
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg more than I know so you are genius!
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli nope, that was longer ago... this one was the infamous German GP night that I dont remember
FakeJarnoTrulli No wait, Bahrain was April. Hmm...
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LMAO sorry you don't know that! @FakeJarnoTrulli sneaked wine into Bahrain and we hid under a bed drinking it
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh, right, with 'him' oh yes. Now I have you.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli come on you know that night when @fakeliuzzi did unmentionable things to our dear, sweet @ladyofsalzburg!!!!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg we were also protecting our poor English Brawn driver from a mad ex. Really mad.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh ok sounds like fun...
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I know. It odd, I hate him for it yet he support my Abruzzo pledge.
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli oh, yes. I forgot that! Didn't we have @fakekimi's ice cream too?
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you could call it that... but being on the run from the police and @fakejenson's ex is a bit scary!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yep, I think I was looking after it. Happy night. I think that how we met properly, so was a brilliant night!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well even he must have a good side...I guess
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 yes. He do have heart. Somewhere. Most likely somewhere 'down there', with his brain
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @starla37 yes. He do have heart. Somewhere. Most likely somewhere 'down there', with his brain. < oh god too true xDDD
ladyofsalzburg Over an hour ago I said I was going to go to bed. It's now 2am and I have things to do tomorrow.
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg don't we all?
ladyofsalzburg Tomorrow? yes, but I mean today. Also, my laptop wants to restart itself for installing updates. Sooo goodnight xxxx
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I hear you, is very late now - nighty night xxx
ladyofsalzburg Also, my english is failing me now.. which is worrying because I dont know what id be speaking otherwise
starla37 RT @ladyofsalzburg: Also, my english is failing me now.. which is worrying because I dont know what id be speaking otherwise <
More shenanigans
FakeF1GridGirl I am enjoying tea and Ferrero Rocher with @fakeChrisHorner. This is the life
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I'm going to collect on that! I have those treats with me.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) You're really making me feel fine!
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 You make me feel better than for a long time. I hope that's the sound of running water I hear...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) :) yes... ;)
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer The cap of foam suits you! ;D
ladyofsalzburg Outfit ok, poker straight hair (no straighteners required). I'm all set.
fakeChrisHorner@FakeF1GridGirl I agree, tea, Ferrero Rocher and lovely lady what more could a man want?
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I like the foam bikini you're wearing too...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer oh, thx! :D it's cold! Let's get a blanket and a cocktail? ;)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I see it's cold, let me get something to wrap round you... like me. ;)
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Good idea! ;)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 And then get something warming inside you... I mean a brandy, of course.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :D of course! *fall into your arms*
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I've got you
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have to say that is the most laid back way to describe pregnancy.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) Have a seat - I'll get us sth to drink! ;)
FakeF1GridGirl@fakeChrisHorner awww you make me blush. We need to have more of these tea and Fererro Rocher days
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I'll watch you go... nice.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer ^^ enjoy - Before I'll come back and...
FakeJarnoTrulli Oh wow, @The_Real_JB talked to @FakePiquetJr! Sure beats talking to @fakejenson!
FakeJarnoTrulli Wait, fake world and real world just combined. Surely some time paradox will happen? Will consult Back To The Future for answers
ladyofsalzburg I keep singing a certain abba song because its stuck in my head. Song in question being 'gimme gimme gimme'...
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Another perfect night in...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Right... Close your eyes, you'll first get a kiss and then - let's stop talking and I abduct you to bed... ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Drunk?
Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli @fakef1_trainer is not drunk!
starla37 RT @fakef1_trainer: @Fizzy001 Another perfect night in... < you two really need to get a room quick smart XDDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@Fizzy001 Ok, is not drunk, unless he drunk on love for you.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well we already know you're a winner, so that doesn't surprise me
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Monaco 2004. What a race. What a night after. ;)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli yeah baby :)
Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli XD probably right!
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli RT drunk on love - Yep. It takes an Italian Love Doctor to recognise the symptoms
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 My lips are sealed.... by yours.
fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be happy for us, I wish you the same. x
starla37@samppa89 I dunno but way too many peoples are hooking up on here lol
Fizzy001 Well, I better say: night everyone! *take the hand of @fakef1_trainer*
starla37@fakef1_trainer I am happy for you, don't mind me am just a little tipsy and lonely *pouts*
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Right there with you...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer sshhhh - let's get of the laptop and close the door! ;)
fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be positive and you'll be as lucky as me. :)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 mmm
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Would you like prescription? Is this lovely Cava.
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli Send the recommended dose asap. Cheers, Doc.
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer A whole bottle, all for her. I put it on special oompaloompa delivery, should be there right on time ;)
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli I knew you wouldn't let me down, usual fee ok?
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer You bet. And you'll see why I prescribe whole bottle to her only once you administer it.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli lol at #PimpFakeJarnoTrulli
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli I got to tell you, she only has a little sip, the rest, I guess is down to me. I'm sure you understand
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Wrong, as @fakef1_trainer called me, I am Italian Love Doctor, not Pimp!
fakef1_trainer@starla37 It's true @FakeJarnoTrulli is #RealItalianLoveDoctor, maybe he can help you.
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Be on safe side and follow dosage, and it will give you bonus too! ;)
starla37@fakef1_trainer Ok I believe you @FakeJarnoTrulli is most defo the #RealItalianLoveDoctor XD Timo doesn't lie about that ;)
starla37 RT @FakePiquetJr: miss sleeping in the bunk-beds with @fakealonso :( << Oh really, do tell xDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Don't think you want to know...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli about @FakeAlonso and @FakePiquetJr?? I think I do lol
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 In to that sort of thing?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli yeah - what isn't there to like about it??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Erm.... lots.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah are you jealous of them???
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @goodnoodles Neither can I, she very smart, that @starla37 lady! << ha ha and also probably an alcoholic xDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 That too! But in a good way!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli is there a good way to be an alcoholic then??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Like wine! Anyone who does is a good alcoholic!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Well then I'm definitely a good alcoholic then :)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Oh yes. :)
FakeJarnoTrulli I miss @ladyofsalzburg, where did she go?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli it's nice to know i'm good at something....everyone has their special talents, right??
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli is #FakeJarnoWino... but in a good way!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Yep, mine is going fast and making nice wine!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh I'm sure you have more talents than that ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Hmm... I cannot think straight, your suggestions?
ladyofsalzburg Evening all! Back from the sing-a-long film. Good fun. Was applauded when I did that in the cinema XD. Having problems with twhirl though
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I'm here! Missed you too
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Yay! I am more happy!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh I don't think you want to hear my suggestions hehe ;)
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli ahh well, you know me... there are even tshirts that say it http://digg.com/u1C3ov
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Oh right... I think I get you. Are they DM only material then?
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg What it say? I cannot see!
ladyofsalzburg RT @NeilW57@ladyofsalzburg a man after midnight? < yup. that's the next line in the song (that is still stuck in my head)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh you're so clever!!! YES *giggles*
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli it says 'I can grow people... what's your super power?'
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I am game, go on, do send, I'm interested now... :D
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Oh right... how strange. I wonder what happens if I wear it...
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli dont know... friend of a friend found those tshirts a while back. I found it quite amusing but didnt have any use for them
ladyofsalzburg Twitter being very slow for me tonight. I think its punishing me for singing 'Gimme, gimme, gimme' earlier
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg That'll learn you
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg That'll learn you. <<< NOOO that'll TEACH you - I hate it when people say learn instead of teach!!!
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli it probably will teach me, yes... but in fairness, it was in the film and we were singing along to them all
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I was being street like my son teach me. Anyway, tell me! I am dying to know!!!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Ah ok!! Tell you what??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 what you thought I was good at which is suitable only for DM. Come on, I intregued!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli you know what I'm gonna regret this whole thing tomorrow if I send you something naughty by DM....
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 often done by people who do not have english as mother tongue. It bugs me but I see it A LOT so I have to put up with it
starla37@ladyofsalzburg yeah I know but honestly that's one of my ultimate pet hates, even English people say it too.....
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I sorry, I never say 'that'll learn you' again. Is bad. :(
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 they do? I know someone who insits on saying 'seen as' instead of 'seeing as' which annoys the hell out of me
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli that's ok. I dont have my proofreading hat on at the moment, it's upstairs on my desk
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh I may be guilty of *that* but yeah people say learn instead of teach soooo much - it just grates me so much ggrrrr
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg still, it make you annoyed, which is bad. :(
starla37 This has been a really fucking weird evening - am sure is not simply due to the fact that I'm slightly sloshed but it may do......
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 it may sound like that when spoken, but I hate seeing it written down like that. They use 'seen' for 'seeing' in most things
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I'll live. I'll be making lots of mistakes when I properly start my German lessons! It's good to learn though
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ok never really noticed that myself but I'll take your word for it
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yes, like my early days of English speaking. So many mistakes, so little time
ladyofsalzburg I now have Rossini's Barber of Seville Overture crossed with Abba's Gimme, Gimme, Gimme in my head... an odd mix
starla37 Ok am bored again and not sleepy yet....Plus I think I'm sobering up a bit :(
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 drink more wine? :)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli you know what you might be right, but being drunk by oneself is no fun and it seems everyone is going..... :(
ladyofsalzburg Kinda tired and kinda achey. Maybe I should go to bed
starla37@ladyofsalzburg no you should stay, bed is for losers ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 aww and indeed, things seem slow around here. Is no fun.
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 hahahah you do not want to know what my mind responded to that with
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 is not true, I love my bed. I am in it now, nice and snug.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah come on you can't say that - spill, in all truth I won't remember it in the morning ;)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh really methinks other places can be fun too ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 lets just say that I thought that someone else might agree...
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 now, you're straying on to that topic again... Kitchen table, for example? :P
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah ok I get where you're coming from...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli kitchen table, boot of a car.....where else ???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LOL yeah trying to get there without saying their name despite the fact that theyve been playing on my mind all evening (not good)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 wine cellar! Also... Hmm... Stumped there
starla37@ladyofsalzburg aaaargh no you can't be thinking about him surely???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 @FakeJarnoTrulli do you two need a room?!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oooh wine cellar that's a good one - I like that :D
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I didnt think so either, but apparently I was wrong.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg awww no you know @FakeJarnoTrulli only has eyes for you ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have loads in my house, thanks. Trying to remember them all.
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 as long as you din't knock over the shelves full of my precious wine!
starla37@ladyofsalzburg well I guess he is unforgettable, right or maybe not??? :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli sorry can't guarantee that :P
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 which brings us to a whole other section: stopping it from happening. :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli stop what from happening??? *is confused*
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you knocking over my wine shelves.
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I duno... I think it's the @fakeliuzzi effect. Yes, had to mention the name
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh you poor girl you've been brainwashed by the other Italian Stallion - how's the first trimester going anyway???
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli I dunno it depends who I'm with as to how much damage I'll do......
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh right, I see, and the madder the flailing, the better the person?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Oh again you're so clever, yeah for sure xDDD Who do you think is the best person???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LMAO!!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I would obviously be the best person. :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh of course no-one better than you :D *strokes your ego*
ladyofsalzburg RT @starla37: @ladyofsalzburg oh you poor girl youve been brainwashed by the other Italian Stallion - hows the first trimester going anyway?
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you're just saying that
starla37@ladyofsalzburg honestly I feel bad for you, being seduced by @fakeliuzzi is never going to end well
FakeJarnoTrulli There only one Itallian Stallion! And it not @fakeliuzzi!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah you know how much I love ya - no-one else compares honestly - after all you are the most handsome driver aren't you??
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I know... not willingly, obviously
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli you can blame @starla37 for calling him that. It wasn't me!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh yes, that good then! :D Still, I don't want my wine cellar broken!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh good! :)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah ok if I promise not to ruin your precious wine, we're still good right???
starla37@ladyofsalzburg does anyone willingly oblige @fakeliuzzi????
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh my, yes!
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I duno... maybe some do... I never know whether to believe him now or not though. Noone else has info about 'that night' but...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli good, good :D
FakeJarnoTrulli I like how the two other people who are tweeting are the two lovely ladies who love me. Is very good. :)
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I know normally I wouldn't believe him but then there's so much evidence otherwise, right??
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli aww though ive completely lost the conversation between you and @starla37 now!
starla37 RT @ladyofsalzburg: @FakeJarnoTrulli aww though ive completely lost the conversation between you and @starla37 now! << me too :S
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 well, there's others saying it happened, but as for the details...
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I think the horror of it all made your brain forget it all it all.....
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 hahah maybe... I don't remember anything from that night. Anything at all!
starla37@ladyofsalzburg honestly I think that's for the best ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you're probably right there, though I kind of want to know what happened, not that he'll tell me!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Was something about us being ok as long as @starla37 didn't break the wine cellar when she gets 'excited'
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I still think you're better in the dark but I get that you wanna know what happened, but you may never know...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ha ha 'excited' is a good euphemism ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 so true so true..
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yeah. Best not ask I think. Save yourself. :)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 it is. Or I could use like that Jeremy Clarkson bloke @fakejenson told me about and call it a 'crisis'.
ladyofsalzburg RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg yeah. Best not ask I think. Save yourself. :) < you guys clearly know more than you're letting on...
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg even I don't know what I'm letting on? Wait? What?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli a crisis??? That doesn't sound good at all
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 no, which is why my 'excited' one is better!
starla37 I am seriously so confused right now :S I am officially lost :(
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 top gear. Quote was something about the engine of a car sounding like Lady Chatterley having a 'crisis'
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah ok I understand now :) But yeah excited is better ;)
FakeJarnoTrulliWho is this 'Lady Chatterley'? Does she have lots of 'crises'?Do they really sound like engine?
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli err it was 'that night' about a month and a half ago that i dont remember
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg that night? Month and a half ago? Bahrain wine/hide from police under the bed night?
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli Lady Chatterley is a character from a book by D.H.Lawrence. Other than that, I don't know
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg that night? Month and a half ago? Bahrain wine/hide from police under the bed night? << err what?? :S
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg more than I know so you are genius!
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli nope, that was longer ago... this one was the infamous German GP night that I dont remember
FakeJarnoTrulli No wait, Bahrain was April. Hmm...
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LMAO sorry you don't know that! @FakeJarnoTrulli sneaked wine into Bahrain and we hid under a bed drinking it
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh, right, with 'him' oh yes. Now I have you.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli come on you know that night when @fakeliuzzi did unmentionable things to our dear, sweet @ladyofsalzburg!!!!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg we were also protecting our poor English Brawn driver from a mad ex. Really mad.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh ok sounds like fun...
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I know. It odd, I hate him for it yet he support my Abruzzo pledge.
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli oh, yes. I forgot that! Didn't we have @fakekimi's ice cream too?
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you could call it that... but being on the run from the police and @fakejenson's ex is a bit scary!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yep, I think I was looking after it. Happy night. I think that how we met properly, so was a brilliant night!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well even he must have a good side...I guess
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 yes. He do have heart. Somewhere. Most likely somewhere 'down there', with his brain
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @starla37 yes. He do have heart. Somewhere. Most likely somewhere 'down there', with his brain. < oh god too true xDDD
ladyofsalzburg Over an hour ago I said I was going to go to bed. It's now 2am and I have things to do tomorrow.
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg don't we all?
ladyofsalzburg Tomorrow? yes, but I mean today. Also, my laptop wants to restart itself for installing updates. Sooo goodnight xxxx
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I hear you, is very late now - nighty night xxx
ladyofsalzburg Also, my english is failing me now.. which is worrying because I dont know what id be speaking otherwise
starla37 RT @ladyofsalzburg: Also, my english is failing me now.. which is worrying because I dont know what id be speaking otherwise <
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FakeF1GridGirl I am enjoying tea and Ferrero Rocher with @fakeChrisHorner. This is the life
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I'm going to collect on that! I have those treats with me.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) You're really making me feel fine!
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 You make me feel better than for a long time. I hope that's the sound of running water I hear...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) :) yes... ;)
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer The cap of foam suits you! ;D
ladyofsalzburg Outfit ok, poker straight hair (no straighteners required). I'm all set.
fakeChrisHorner@FakeF1GridGirl I agree, tea, Ferrero Rocher and lovely lady what more could a man want?
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I like the foam bikini you're wearing too...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer oh, thx! :D it's cold! Let's get a blanket and a cocktail? ;)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I see it's cold, let me get something to wrap round you... like me. ;)
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Good idea! ;)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 And then get something warming inside you... I mean a brandy, of course.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :D of course! *fall into your arms*
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I've got you
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have to say that is the most laid back way to describe pregnancy.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) Have a seat - I'll get us sth to drink! ;)
FakeF1GridGirl@fakeChrisHorner awww you make me blush. We need to have more of these tea and Fererro Rocher days
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I'll watch you go... nice.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer ^^ enjoy - Before I'll come back and...
FakeJarnoTrulli Oh wow, @The_Real_JB talked to @FakePiquetJr! Sure beats talking to @fakejenson!
FakeJarnoTrulli Wait, fake world and real world just combined. Surely some time paradox will happen? Will consult Back To The Future for answers
ladyofsalzburg I keep singing a certain abba song because its stuck in my head. Song in question being 'gimme gimme gimme'...
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Another perfect night in...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Right... Close your eyes, you'll first get a kiss and then - let's stop talking and I abduct you to bed... ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Drunk?
Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli @fakef1_trainer is not drunk!
starla37 RT @fakef1_trainer: @Fizzy001 Another perfect night in... < you two really need to get a room quick smart XDDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@Fizzy001 Ok, is not drunk, unless he drunk on love for you.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well we already know you're a winner, so that doesn't surprise me
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Monaco 2004. What a race. What a night after. ;)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli yeah baby :)
Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli XD probably right!
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli RT drunk on love - Yep. It takes an Italian Love Doctor to recognise the symptoms
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 My lips are sealed.... by yours.
fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be happy for us, I wish you the same. x
starla37@samppa89 I dunno but way too many peoples are hooking up on here lol
Fizzy001 Well, I better say: night everyone! *take the hand of @fakef1_trainer*
starla37@fakef1_trainer I am happy for you, don't mind me am just a little tipsy and lonely *pouts*
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Right there with you...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer sshhhh - let's get of the laptop and close the door! ;)
fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be positive and you'll be as lucky as me. :)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 mmm
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Would you like prescription? Is this lovely Cava.
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli Send the recommended dose asap. Cheers, Doc.
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer A whole bottle, all for her. I put it on special oompaloompa delivery, should be there right on time ;)
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli I knew you wouldn't let me down, usual fee ok?
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer You bet. And you'll see why I prescribe whole bottle to her only once you administer it.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli lol at #PimpFakeJarnoTrulli
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli I got to tell you, she only has a little sip, the rest, I guess is down to me. I'm sure you understand
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Wrong, as @fakef1_trainer called me, I am Italian Love Doctor, not Pimp!
fakef1_trainer@starla37 It's true @FakeJarnoTrulli is #RealItalianLoveDoctor, maybe he can help you.
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Be on safe side and follow dosage, and it will give you bonus too! ;)
starla37@fakef1_trainer Ok I believe you @FakeJarnoTrulli is most defo the #RealItalianLoveDoctor XD Timo doesn't lie about that ;)
starla37 RT @FakePiquetJr: miss sleeping in the bunk-beds with @fakealonso :( << Oh really, do tell xDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Don't think you want to know...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli about @FakeAlonso and @FakePiquetJr?? I think I do lol
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 In to that sort of thing?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli yeah - what isn't there to like about it??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Erm.... lots.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah are you jealous of them???
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @goodnoodles Neither can I, she very smart, that @starla37 lady! << ha ha and also probably an alcoholic xDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 That too! But in a good way!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli is there a good way to be an alcoholic then??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Like wine! Anyone who does is a good alcoholic!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Well then I'm definitely a good alcoholic then :)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Oh yes. :)
FakeJarnoTrulli I miss @ladyofsalzburg, where did she go?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli it's nice to know i'm good at something....everyone has their special talents, right??
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli is #FakeJarnoWino... but in a good way!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Yep, mine is going fast and making nice wine!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh I'm sure you have more talents than that ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Hmm... I cannot think straight, your suggestions?
ladyofsalzburg Evening all! Back from the sing-a-long film. Good fun. Was applauded when I did that in the cinema XD. Having problems with twhirl though
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I'm here! Missed you too
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Yay! I am more happy!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh I don't think you want to hear my suggestions hehe ;)
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli ahh well, you know me... there are even tshirts that say it http://digg.com/u1C3ov
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Oh right... I think I get you. Are they DM only material then?
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg What it say? I cannot see!
ladyofsalzburg RT @NeilW57@ladyofsalzburg a man after midnight? < yup. that's the next line in the song (that is still stuck in my head)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh you're so clever!!! YES *giggles*
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli it says 'I can grow people... what's your super power?'
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I am game, go on, do send, I'm interested now... :D
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Oh right... how strange. I wonder what happens if I wear it...
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli dont know... friend of a friend found those tshirts a while back. I found it quite amusing but didnt have any use for them
ladyofsalzburg Twitter being very slow for me tonight. I think its punishing me for singing 'Gimme, gimme, gimme' earlier
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg That'll learn you
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg That'll learn you. <<< NOOO that'll TEACH you - I hate it when people say learn instead of teach!!!
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli it probably will teach me, yes... but in fairness, it was in the film and we were singing along to them all
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I was being street like my son teach me. Anyway, tell me! I am dying to know!!!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Ah ok!! Tell you what??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 what you thought I was good at which is suitable only for DM. Come on, I intregued!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli you know what I'm gonna regret this whole thing tomorrow if I send you something naughty by DM....
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 often done by people who do not have english as mother tongue. It bugs me but I see it A LOT so I have to put up with it
starla37@ladyofsalzburg yeah I know but honestly that's one of my ultimate pet hates, even English people say it too.....
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I sorry, I never say 'that'll learn you' again. Is bad. :(
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 they do? I know someone who insits on saying 'seen as' instead of 'seeing as' which annoys the hell out of me
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli that's ok. I dont have my proofreading hat on at the moment, it's upstairs on my desk
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh I may be guilty of *that* but yeah people say learn instead of teach soooo much - it just grates me so much ggrrrr
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg still, it make you annoyed, which is bad. :(
starla37 This has been a really fucking weird evening - am sure is not simply due to the fact that I'm slightly sloshed but it may do......
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 it may sound like that when spoken, but I hate seeing it written down like that. They use 'seen' for 'seeing' in most things
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I'll live. I'll be making lots of mistakes when I properly start my German lessons! It's good to learn though
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ok never really noticed that myself but I'll take your word for it
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yes, like my early days of English speaking. So many mistakes, so little time
ladyofsalzburg I now have Rossini's Barber of Seville Overture crossed with Abba's Gimme, Gimme, Gimme in my head... an odd mix
starla37 Ok am bored again and not sleepy yet....Plus I think I'm sobering up a bit :(
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 drink more wine? :)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli you know what you might be right, but being drunk by oneself is no fun and it seems everyone is going..... :(
ladyofsalzburg Kinda tired and kinda achey. Maybe I should go to bed
starla37@ladyofsalzburg no you should stay, bed is for losers ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 aww and indeed, things seem slow around here. Is no fun.
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 hahahah you do not want to know what my mind responded to that with
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 is not true, I love my bed. I am in it now, nice and snug.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah come on you can't say that - spill, in all truth I won't remember it in the morning ;)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh really methinks other places can be fun too ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 lets just say that I thought that someone else might agree...
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 now, you're straying on to that topic again... Kitchen table, for example? :P
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah ok I get where you're coming from...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli kitchen table, boot of a car.....where else ???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LOL yeah trying to get there without saying their name despite the fact that theyve been playing on my mind all evening (not good)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 wine cellar! Also... Hmm... Stumped there
starla37@ladyofsalzburg aaaargh no you can't be thinking about him surely???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 @FakeJarnoTrulli do you two need a room?!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oooh wine cellar that's a good one - I like that :D
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I didnt think so either, but apparently I was wrong.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg awww no you know @FakeJarnoTrulli only has eyes for you ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have loads in my house, thanks. Trying to remember them all.
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 as long as you din't knock over the shelves full of my precious wine!
starla37@ladyofsalzburg well I guess he is unforgettable, right or maybe not??? :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli sorry can't guarantee that :P
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 which brings us to a whole other section: stopping it from happening. :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli stop what from happening??? *is confused*
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you knocking over my wine shelves.
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I duno... I think it's the @fakeliuzzi effect. Yes, had to mention the name
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh you poor girl you've been brainwashed by the other Italian Stallion - how's the first trimester going anyway???
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli I dunno it depends who I'm with as to how much damage I'll do......
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh right, I see, and the madder the flailing, the better the person?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Oh again you're so clever, yeah for sure xDDD Who do you think is the best person???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LMAO!!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I would obviously be the best person. :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh of course no-one better than you :D *strokes your ego*
ladyofsalzburg RT @starla37: @ladyofsalzburg oh you poor girl youve been brainwashed by the other Italian Stallion - hows the first trimester going anyway?
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you're just saying that
starla37@ladyofsalzburg honestly I feel bad for you, being seduced by @fakeliuzzi is never going to end well
FakeJarnoTrulli There only one Itallian Stallion! And it not @fakeliuzzi!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah you know how much I love ya - no-one else compares honestly - after all you are the most handsome driver aren't you??
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I know... not willingly, obviously
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli you can blame @starla37 for calling him that. It wasn't me!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh yes, that good then! :D Still, I don't want my wine cellar broken!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh good! :)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah ok if I promise not to ruin your precious wine, we're still good right???
starla37@ladyofsalzburg does anyone willingly oblige @fakeliuzzi????
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh my, yes!
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I duno... maybe some do... I never know whether to believe him now or not though. Noone else has info about 'that night' but...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli good, good :D
FakeJarnoTrulli I like how the two other people who are tweeting are the two lovely ladies who love me. Is very good. :)
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I know normally I wouldn't believe him but then there's so much evidence otherwise, right??
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli aww though ive completely lost the conversation between you and @starla37 now!
starla37 RT @ladyofsalzburg: @FakeJarnoTrulli aww though ive completely lost the conversation between you and @starla37 now! << me too :S
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 well, there's others saying it happened, but as for the details...
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I think the horror of it all made your brain forget it all it all.....
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 hahah maybe... I don't remember anything from that night. Anything at all!
starla37@ladyofsalzburg honestly I think that's for the best ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you're probably right there, though I kind of want to know what happened, not that he'll tell me!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Was something about us being ok as long as @starla37 didn't break the wine cellar when she gets 'excited'
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I still think you're better in the dark but I get that you wanna know what happened, but you may never know...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ha ha 'excited' is a good euphemism ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 so true so true..
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yeah. Best not ask I think. Save yourself. :)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 it is. Or I could use like that Jeremy Clarkson bloke @fakejenson told me about and call it a 'crisis'.
ladyofsalzburg RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg yeah. Best not ask I think. Save yourself. :) < you guys clearly know more than you're letting on...
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg even I don't know what I'm letting on? Wait? What?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli a crisis??? That doesn't sound good at all
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 no, which is why my 'excited' one is better!
starla37 I am seriously so confused right now :S I am officially lost :(
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 top gear. Quote was something about the engine of a car sounding like Lady Chatterley having a 'crisis'
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah ok I understand now :) But yeah excited is better ;)
FakeJarnoTrulliWho is this 'Lady Chatterley'? Does she have lots of 'crises'?Do they really sound like engine?
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli err it was 'that night' about a month and a half ago that i dont remember
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg that night? Month and a half ago? Bahrain wine/hide from police under the bed night?
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli Lady Chatterley is a character from a book by D.H.Lawrence. Other than that, I don't know
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg that night? Month and a half ago? Bahrain wine/hide from police under the bed night? << err what?? :S
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg more than I know so you are genius!
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli nope, that was longer ago... this one was the infamous German GP night that I dont remember
FakeJarnoTrulli No wait, Bahrain was April. Hmm...
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LMAO sorry you don't know that! @FakeJarnoTrulli sneaked wine into Bahrain and we hid under a bed drinking it
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh, right, with 'him' oh yes. Now I have you.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli come on you know that night when @fakeliuzzi did unmentionable things to our dear, sweet @ladyofsalzburg!!!!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg we were also protecting our poor English Brawn driver from a mad ex. Really mad.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh ok sounds like fun...
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I know. It odd, I hate him for it yet he support my Abruzzo pledge.
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli oh, yes. I forgot that! Didn't we have @fakekimi's ice cream too?
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you could call it that... but being on the run from the police and @fakejenson's ex is a bit scary!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yep, I think I was looking after it. Happy night. I think that how we met properly, so was a brilliant night!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well even he must have a good side...I guess
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 yes. He do have heart. Somewhere. Most likely somewhere 'down there', with his brain
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @starla37 yes. He do have heart. Somewhere. Most likely somewhere 'down there', with his brain. < oh god too true xDDD
ladyofsalzburg Over an hour ago I said I was going to go to bed. It's now 2am and I have things to do tomorrow.
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg don't we all?
ladyofsalzburg Tomorrow? yes, but I mean today. Also, my laptop wants to restart itself for installing updates. Sooo goodnight xxxx
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I hear you, is very late now - nighty night xxx
ladyofsalzburg Also, my english is failing me now.. which is worrying because I dont know what id be speaking otherwise
starla37 RT @ladyofsalzburg: Also, my english is failing me now.. which is worrying because I dont know what id be speaking otherwise <<lmao!!!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg night dear :)
starla37@ladyofsalzburg imagine how I feel though I've been drinking wine all evening :\
starla37 Ok think I need my bed now - been a very strange night.......
FakeJarnoTrulli Oh great. My wife start snoring right next to me. How am I to get peace now?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well you could come over to me - I don't snore ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you may not snore my dear, but I'd no doubt loose sleep, with all your 'excitement'. ;)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli hehe true, true ;) Anyway night night sleep well my love,...
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 but excitement preferential to snoring. I will come to you.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli awww I'll leave the door open for you then......... :D
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I shall be there soon! Nighty night :)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Ah looking forward to it, am waiting for you.....will be good ;)</lj-cut>
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FakeF1GridGirl I am enjoying tea and Ferrero Rocher with @fakeChrisHorner. This is the life
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I'm going to collect on that! I have those treats with me.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) You're really making me feel fine!
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 You make me feel better than for a long time. I hope that's the sound of running water I hear...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) :) yes... ;)
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer The cap of foam suits you! ;D
ladyofsalzburg Outfit ok, poker straight hair (no straighteners required). I'm all set.
fakeChrisHorner@FakeF1GridGirl I agree, tea, Ferrero Rocher and lovely lady what more could a man want?
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I like the foam bikini you're wearing too...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer oh, thx! :D it's cold! Let's get a blanket and a cocktail? ;)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I see it's cold, let me get something to wrap round you... like me. ;)
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Good idea! ;)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 And then get something warming inside you... I mean a brandy, of course.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :D of course! *fall into your arms*
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I've got you
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have to say that is the most laid back way to describe pregnancy.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer :) Have a seat - I'll get us sth to drink! ;)
FakeF1GridGirl@fakeChrisHorner awww you make me blush. We need to have more of these tea and Fererro Rocher days
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 I'll watch you go... nice.
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer ^^ enjoy - Before I'll come back and...
FakeJarnoTrulli Oh wow, @The_Real_JB talked to @FakePiquetJr! Sure beats talking to @fakejenson!
FakeJarnoTrulli Wait, fake world and real world just combined. Surely some time paradox will happen? Will consult Back To The Future for answers
ladyofsalzburg I keep singing a certain abba song because its stuck in my head. Song in question being 'gimme gimme gimme'...
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Another perfect night in...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer Right... Close your eyes, you'll first get a kiss and then - let's stop talking and I abduct you to bed... ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Drunk?
Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli @fakef1_trainer is not drunk!
starla37 RT @fakef1_trainer: @Fizzy001 Another perfect night in... < you two really need to get a room quick smart XDDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@Fizzy001 Ok, is not drunk, unless he drunk on love for you.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well we already know you're a winner, so that doesn't surprise me
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Monaco 2004. What a race. What a night after. ;)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli yeah baby :)
Fizzy001@FakeJarnoTrulli XD probably right!
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli RT drunk on love - Yep. It takes an Italian Love Doctor to recognise the symptoms
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 My lips are sealed.... by yours.
fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be happy for us, I wish you the same. x
starla37@samppa89 I dunno but way too many peoples are hooking up on here lol
Fizzy001 Well, I better say: night everyone! *take the hand of @fakef1_trainer*
starla37@fakef1_trainer I am happy for you, don't mind me am just a little tipsy and lonely *pouts*
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 Right there with you...
Fizzy001@fakef1_trainer sshhhh - let's get of the laptop and close the door! ;)
fakef1_trainer@starla37 Be positive and you'll be as lucky as me. :)
fakef1_trainer@Fizzy001 mmm
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Would you like prescription? Is this lovely Cava.
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli Send the recommended dose asap. Cheers, Doc.
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer A whole bottle, all for her. I put it on special oompaloompa delivery, should be there right on time ;)
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli I knew you wouldn't let me down, usual fee ok?
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer You bet. And you'll see why I prescribe whole bottle to her only once you administer it.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli lol at #PimpFakeJarnoTrulli
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli I got to tell you, she only has a little sip, the rest, I guess is down to me. I'm sure you understand
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Wrong, as @fakef1_trainer called me, I am Italian Love Doctor, not Pimp!
fakef1_trainer@starla37 It's true @FakeJarnoTrulli is #RealItalianLoveDoctor, maybe he can help you.
FakeJarnoTrulli@fakef1_trainer Be on safe side and follow dosage, and it will give you bonus too! ;)
starla37@fakef1_trainer Ok I believe you @FakeJarnoTrulli is most defo the #RealItalianLoveDoctor XD Timo doesn't lie about that ;)
starla37 RT @FakePiquetJr: miss sleeping in the bunk-beds with @fakealonso :( << Oh really, do tell xDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Don't think you want to know...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli about @FakeAlonso and @FakePiquetJr?? I think I do lol
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 In to that sort of thing?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli yeah - what isn't there to like about it??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Erm.... lots.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah are you jealous of them???
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @goodnoodles Neither can I, she very smart, that @starla37 lady! << ha ha and also probably an alcoholic xDDD
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 That too! But in a good way!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli is there a good way to be an alcoholic then??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Like wine! Anyone who does is a good alcoholic!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Well then I'm definitely a good alcoholic then :)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Oh yes. :)
FakeJarnoTrulli I miss @ladyofsalzburg, where did she go?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli it's nice to know i'm good at something....everyone has their special talents, right??
fakef1_trainer@FakeJarnoTrulli is #FakeJarnoWino... but in a good way!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Yep, mine is going fast and making nice wine!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh I'm sure you have more talents than that ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Hmm... I cannot think straight, your suggestions?
ladyofsalzburg Evening all! Back from the sing-a-long film. Good fun. Was applauded when I did that in the cinema XD. Having problems with twhirl though
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I'm here! Missed you too
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Yay! I am more happy!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh I don't think you want to hear my suggestions hehe ;)
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli ahh well, you know me... there are even tshirts that say it http://digg.com/u1C3ov
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 Oh right... I think I get you. Are they DM only material then?
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg What it say? I cannot see!
ladyofsalzburg RT @NeilW57@ladyofsalzburg a man after midnight? < yup. that's the next line in the song (that is still stuck in my head)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh you're so clever!!! YES *giggles*
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli it says 'I can grow people... what's your super power?'
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I am game, go on, do send, I'm interested now... :D
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Oh right... how strange. I wonder what happens if I wear it...
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli dont know... friend of a friend found those tshirts a while back. I found it quite amusing but didnt have any use for them
ladyofsalzburg Twitter being very slow for me tonight. I think its punishing me for singing 'Gimme, gimme, gimme' earlier
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg That'll learn you
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg That'll learn you. <<< NOOO that'll TEACH you - I hate it when people say learn instead of teach!!!
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli it probably will teach me, yes... but in fairness, it was in the film and we were singing along to them all
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I was being street like my son teach me. Anyway, tell me! I am dying to know!!!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Ah ok!! Tell you what??
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 what you thought I was good at which is suitable only for DM. Come on, I intregued!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli you know what I'm gonna regret this whole thing tomorrow if I send you something naughty by DM....
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 often done by people who do not have english as mother tongue. It bugs me but I see it A LOT so I have to put up with it
starla37@ladyofsalzburg yeah I know but honestly that's one of my ultimate pet hates, even English people say it too.....
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I sorry, I never say 'that'll learn you' again. Is bad. :(
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 they do? I know someone who insits on saying 'seen as' instead of 'seeing as' which annoys the hell out of me
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli that's ok. I dont have my proofreading hat on at the moment, it's upstairs on my desk
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh I may be guilty of *that* but yeah people say learn instead of teach soooo much - it just grates me so much ggrrrr
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg still, it make you annoyed, which is bad. :(
starla37 This has been a really fucking weird evening - am sure is not simply due to the fact that I'm slightly sloshed but it may do......
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 it may sound like that when spoken, but I hate seeing it written down like that. They use 'seen' for 'seeing' in most things
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli I'll live. I'll be making lots of mistakes when I properly start my German lessons! It's good to learn though
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ok never really noticed that myself but I'll take your word for it
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yes, like my early days of English speaking. So many mistakes, so little time
ladyofsalzburg I now have Rossini's Barber of Seville Overture crossed with Abba's Gimme, Gimme, Gimme in my head... an odd mix
starla37 Ok am bored again and not sleepy yet....Plus I think I'm sobering up a bit :(
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 drink more wine? :)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli you know what you might be right, but being drunk by oneself is no fun and it seems everyone is going..... :(
ladyofsalzburg Kinda tired and kinda achey. Maybe I should go to bed
starla37@ladyofsalzburg no you should stay, bed is for losers ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 aww and indeed, things seem slow around here. Is no fun.
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 hahahah you do not want to know what my mind responded to that with
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 is not true, I love my bed. I am in it now, nice and snug.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah come on you can't say that - spill, in all truth I won't remember it in the morning ;)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh really methinks other places can be fun too ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 lets just say that I thought that someone else might agree...
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 now, you're straying on to that topic again... Kitchen table, for example? :P
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah ok I get where you're coming from...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli kitchen table, boot of a car.....where else ???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LOL yeah trying to get there without saying their name despite the fact that theyve been playing on my mind all evening (not good)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 wine cellar! Also... Hmm... Stumped there
starla37@ladyofsalzburg aaaargh no you can't be thinking about him surely???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 @FakeJarnoTrulli do you two need a room?!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oooh wine cellar that's a good one - I like that :D
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I didnt think so either, but apparently I was wrong.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg awww no you know @FakeJarnoTrulli only has eyes for you ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg I have loads in my house, thanks. Trying to remember them all.
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 as long as you din't knock over the shelves full of my precious wine!
starla37@ladyofsalzburg well I guess he is unforgettable, right or maybe not??? :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli sorry can't guarantee that :P
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 which brings us to a whole other section: stopping it from happening. :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli stop what from happening??? *is confused*
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you knocking over my wine shelves.
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I duno... I think it's the @fakeliuzzi effect. Yes, had to mention the name
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh you poor girl you've been brainwashed by the other Italian Stallion - how's the first trimester going anyway???
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli I dunno it depends who I'm with as to how much damage I'll do......
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh right, I see, and the madder the flailing, the better the person?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Oh again you're so clever, yeah for sure xDDD Who do you think is the best person???
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LMAO!!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I would obviously be the best person. :P
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli oh of course no-one better than you :D *strokes your ego*
ladyofsalzburg RT @starla37: @ladyofsalzburg oh you poor girl youve been brainwashed by the other Italian Stallion - hows the first trimester going anyway?
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you're just saying that
starla37@ladyofsalzburg honestly I feel bad for you, being seduced by @fakeliuzzi is never going to end well
FakeJarnoTrulli There only one Itallian Stallion! And it not @fakeliuzzi!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah you know how much I love ya - no-one else compares honestly - after all you are the most handsome driver aren't you??
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I know... not willingly, obviously
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli you can blame @starla37 for calling him that. It wasn't me!
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh yes, that good then! :D Still, I don't want my wine cellar broken!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh good! :)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ah ok if I promise not to ruin your precious wine, we're still good right???
starla37@ladyofsalzburg does anyone willingly oblige @fakeliuzzi????
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 oh my, yes!
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 I duno... maybe some do... I never know whether to believe him now or not though. Noone else has info about 'that night' but...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli good, good :D
FakeJarnoTrulli I like how the two other people who are tweeting are the two lovely ladies who love me. Is very good. :)
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I know normally I wouldn't believe him but then there's so much evidence otherwise, right??
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli aww though ive completely lost the conversation between you and @starla37 now!
starla37 RT @ladyofsalzburg: @FakeJarnoTrulli aww though ive completely lost the conversation between you and @starla37 now! << me too :S
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 well, there's others saying it happened, but as for the details...
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I think the horror of it all made your brain forget it all it all.....
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 hahah maybe... I don't remember anything from that night. Anything at all!
starla37@ladyofsalzburg honestly I think that's for the best ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you're probably right there, though I kind of want to know what happened, not that he'll tell me!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg Was something about us being ok as long as @starla37 didn't break the wine cellar when she gets 'excited'
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I still think you're better in the dark but I get that you wanna know what happened, but you may never know...
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli ha ha 'excited' is a good euphemism ;)
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 so true so true..
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yeah. Best not ask I think. Save yourself. :)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 it is. Or I could use like that Jeremy Clarkson bloke @fakejenson told me about and call it a 'crisis'.
ladyofsalzburg RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg yeah. Best not ask I think. Save yourself. :) < you guys clearly know more than you're letting on...
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg even I don't know what I'm letting on? Wait? What?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli a crisis??? That doesn't sound good at all
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 no, which is why my 'excited' one is better!
starla37 I am seriously so confused right now :S I am officially lost :(
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 top gear. Quote was something about the engine of a car sounding like Lady Chatterley having a 'crisis'
starla37@ladyofsalzburg ah ok I understand now :) But yeah excited is better ;)
FakeJarnoTrulliWho is this 'Lady Chatterley'? Does she have lots of 'crises'?Do they really sound like engine?
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli err it was 'that night' about a month and a half ago that i dont remember
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg that night? Month and a half ago? Bahrain wine/hide from police under the bed night?
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli Lady Chatterley is a character from a book by D.H.Lawrence. Other than that, I don't know
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @ladyofsalzburg that night? Month and a half ago? Bahrain wine/hide from police under the bed night? << err what?? :S
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg more than I know so you are genius!
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli nope, that was longer ago... this one was the infamous German GP night that I dont remember
FakeJarnoTrulli No wait, Bahrain was April. Hmm...
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 LMAO sorry you don't know that! @FakeJarnoTrulli sneaked wine into Bahrain and we hid under a bed drinking it
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg oh, right, with 'him' oh yes. Now I have you.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli come on you know that night when @fakeliuzzi did unmentionable things to our dear, sweet @ladyofsalzburg!!!!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg we were also protecting our poor English Brawn driver from a mad ex. Really mad.
starla37@ladyofsalzburg oh ok sounds like fun...
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I know. It odd, I hate him for it yet he support my Abruzzo pledge.
ladyofsalzburg@FakeJarnoTrulli oh, yes. I forgot that! Didn't we have @fakekimi's ice cream too?
ladyofsalzburg@starla37 you could call it that... but being on the run from the police and @fakejenson's ex is a bit scary!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg yep, I think I was looking after it. Happy night. I think that how we met properly, so was a brilliant night!
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well even he must have a good side...I guess
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 yes. He do have heart. Somewhere. Most likely somewhere 'down there', with his brain
starla37 RT @FakeJarnoTrulli: @starla37 yes. He do have heart. Somewhere. Most likely somewhere 'down there', with his brain. < oh god too true xDDD
ladyofsalzburg Over an hour ago I said I was going to go to bed. It's now 2am and I have things to do tomorrow.
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg don't we all?
ladyofsalzburg Tomorrow? yes, but I mean today. Also, my laptop wants to restart itself for installing updates. Sooo goodnight xxxx
starla37@ladyofsalzburg I hear you, is very late now - nighty night xxx
ladyofsalzburg Also, my english is failing me now.. which is worrying because I dont know what id be speaking otherwise
starla37 RT @ladyofsalzburg: Also, my english is failing me now.. which is worrying because I dont know what id be speaking otherwise <<lmao!!!
FakeJarnoTrulli@ladyofsalzburg night dear :)
starla37@ladyofsalzburg imagine how I feel though I've been drinking wine all evening :\
starla37 Ok think I need my bed now - been a very strange night.......
FakeJarnoTrulli Oh great. My wife start snoring right next to me. How am I to get peace now?
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli well you could come over to me - I don't snore ;)
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 you may not snore my dear, but I'd no doubt loose sleep, with all your 'excitement'. ;)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli hehe true, true ;) Anyway night night sleep well my love,...
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 but excitement preferential to snoring. I will come to you.
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli awww I'll leave the door open for you then......... :D
FakeJarnoTrulli@starla37 I shall be there soon! Nighty night :)
starla37@FakeJarnoTrulli Ah looking forward to it, am waiting for you.....will be good ;)</lj-cut>
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