'London does represent everything falling apart' - Paul
*mobile goes off* turns out it was Tank's
Paul: I wish you would end the affair with my mum
(Tank= student, Paul= lecturer)
'Do you know what my bloody sister has gone and done? She's shagging a copper!' - Paul
'In some ways I accept that The Sweeney is fictional' - Paul
'... In some ways?' - everyone else
Paul is a bit strange, but cool. Some of us, who did his module last year, now know quite a lot about his life and his family!