P: How r u
Me: im ok
Didn't you just ask me this like 10mins before, which I responded to immediately?
P: How r u
P: Wat u up2 these days
Me: im fine
Me: im in vienna
P: Me at staffs uni in my 2nd year of a business management course
Right. Why are you telling me this?
P: Wat u doing I. Vienna
P: Doing what?
well err working duh...
Me: im an au pair
P: How long u bin doing that
Me: since october
P: When u planning to do that till?
What is this? 200 questions?! We didn't talk this much when I was at home and actually saw you!
Me: im here until november
P: U got plans for when ur back
Me: im doing some interim work before doing a pgce
P: Where u gonna do an internship
Did I say internship? *looks up* err, no.
P: Wat degree did u do at ini
P: * uni
Like I told you and everyone else before I left... and like I told you EVERY TIME YOU ASKED when I was AT Uni, and then every time you asked AFTER I'D GRADUATED! Okay, officially it's not just music but there really is absolutely no need to get into the rest of that right now.
P: Wat classification did u get
P: Well done
P: Did u graduate last summer
P: Where u planning on getting an internship
Me: no 2008
Me: i said interim not internship
P: Wats intrim wrok
P:wat did u do the year after u graduated
P: So the year after u graduated so sept 08- sept 09 did u not have a job or anything?
Yes, that would be the definition of jobhunting... aside from the fact that you asked me EVERY SINGLE TIME WE SPOKE IF I HAD A JOB OR NOT!!
It was at that point I just closed the tab. Fail.
Fortuntely that person decided not to ask me if I was single, but that is another staple question I get asked. I'm considering just writing a list of answers and telling people to read them before speaking to me. Would that be so very cruel of me?