Princess Peach - Empress of the World (ladyofsalzburg) wrote,
Princess Peach - Empress of the World
ladyofsalzburg

The alternative census

In a break from tradition I've decided to offer the alternative census (seeing as today is census day). However, there is one big difference between this census and any other census. In this one you have to lie.
Big lie, small lie, lie based on truth... Whatever you want. This is the one and only time you'll get to lie on a census so enjoy yourself!

The questions are below. Please copy and paste them into a comment, filling in the answers as you go. Questions 17 and 28 have been intentionally left blank. Please insert your own questions (and answer them) for questions 17 and 28.

Remember this is just a joke so that we can all have a laugh. Please keep it (relatively) clean and non offensive.
Thank you

1. Name:
2. Age:
3. Sex:
4. Current Location:
5. Country of birth:
6. Relationship status:
7. Partners name:
8. Partners sex:
9. Partners location:
10. Partners country of birth:
11. Type of accommodation:
12. View from accommodation:
13. Best time of day for a good view:
14. Best thing about living where you are:
15. Mother tongue:
16. Other languages:
17.
18. Current occupation:
19. Description of duties:
20. Occupation location:
21. Pros of occupation:
22. Cons of occupation:
23. Drink:
24. Magic word:
25. Hobbies:
26. Qualifications:
27. Qualifications you wish you had:
28.
29. Life story (under 100 words):
30. Anything else you'd like to share:
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