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Quote of the Day

It would be fairer to say that these are Quotes of the Weekend... and to think, this was training!

"I lost my ears on the stairs!"

"There's no such thing as bad weather, there's just inappropriate clothing"

"I'm to old to hump...!"

"I like to think that I'm Stephen Fry's love child..."
"From a drunken one night stand with a woman...?  Seeing as he's gay?"
"No... from a drunken sperm donation"

"Excuse me while I just move my boobs"

"Clare, what are you trying to show me here?"
"My strappy top"
"Oh, there it is.  I could only see your cleavage before"
"Oh yes, me flashing my cleavage...."

"Let me just get my pen..."
"Where did that come from?"
"My cleavage.  No, actually it was attached to the collar of my blouse, but it likes to slip"

"You know what they were saying yesterday... about guide leaders having big boobs.... there must be a bursary put aside for people once they've reached a certain number of years of volunteering to have enlargements.  I wonder how long I have to go until I can claim for my enlargements?"

"Should we take our p0rn star pictures now?"

"Stop swearing at the ghost"

I know there were a lot more hilarious ones, but I can't remember.... so we'll have to make do with these.  I may explain them at some point if someone asks hahaha

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patchworkwounds
Feb. 3rd, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
ahahahaha OMG, SO HILARIOUS. I love the bad weather one, my dad always says that XD
ladyofsalzburg
Feb. 3rd, 2008 08:04 pm (UTC)
That one was said by a guy on the radio on the way to Waddow.

The first was said by me... after I lost the piece of felt to make my sheep's ears going up the stairs (I did go retrieve it when I realised). The humping one was said so many times (although it was really referring to moving boxes of equipment around haha. The next 3 were Clare and me. Then its one of the other guiders but that one's self explanitory, then Clare (after she decided that we should take a picture of our legs... her in blue tights and me in my long stripey socks) and the final one was me telling Clare off.
emma_bloom
Feb. 3rd, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
Lol - no need for explanations!! Sounds like your average guiding weekend to me!! Haha!!
ladyofsalzburg
Feb. 3rd, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
LMAO. Unfortunately most of it was me and Clare... I can't remember the other funny comments, but in our sectional we were in fits of laughter so often it seemed strange when we weren't laughing!
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