"There's a lorry load of viagra gone missing"
"Holy blue pills Batman!"
"Yeah, they're looking for hardened criminals"
Found in my old uni notes: 'What's a bourdon?' 'A biscuit' 'That's a bourbon you blithering idiot' *lots of laughter* 'Not only had they not invented…
'I was walking down sunset blvd on googles street view' Thank you loveberlinxo :D
'It was liquor in Dorito form'