My name is: Joe
I am good at: absolutely nothing
I am not very good at: dieting
One thing not many people know about me is: that I love science and that I am spiderman
If I wasn't here this morning I would be: Unpacking the suitcases and doing the washing
I believe God has called me to be: a good person

Strangely the first bit of this made Joe (real name) laugh a lot.

My name is: Rapunzel
I am good at: IT
I am not very good at: being quiet
One thing not many people know about me is: Im really quite a shy person
If I wasn't here this morning I would be: Rising Brook Baptist Church
I believe God has called me to be: Promoting good and minimising bad things

Well some of that's me..

My name is: Hillary Clinton
I am good at: listening
I am not very good at: listening
One thing not many people know about me is: I can run fast for short distances
If I wasn't here this morning I would be: doing housework/cooking
I believe God has called me to be: quiet

Oh so funny.  That one really is one of the best!

My name is: Britney Spears
I am good at: swimming
I am not very good at: being quiet
One thing not many people know about me is: I have an allotment
If I wasn't here this morning I would be: Walking in the peak district
I believe God has called me to be: understanding

Well who knew Britney had an allotment...

My name is: Margaret Thatcher
I am good at: dancing the tango
I am not very good at: computers
One thing not many people know about me is: my fears
If I wasn't here this morning I would be: walking the dog on the chase
I believe God has called me to be: loving and a good christian

Mrs T does the tango?! haha

My name is: James Bond
I am good at: listening
I am not very good at: spelling
One thing not many people know about me is: Ive been in the orchestra pit for the Witches of Eastwick, sightreading a doubled part
If I wasn't here this morning I would be: Tidying up
I believe God has called me to be: a priest in his church

Well Bond is multi-talented...

My name is: Peter
I am good at: being a mother and wife
I am not very good at: making decisions
One thing not many people know about me is: I don't like frogs
If I wasn't here this morning I would be: In bed till 11 then on way to pub for lunch and a cool pint
I believe God has called me to be: human

He's just confused